Worst Things You Can Ever Say As A Pagan

[jaden kendam]

TeaDidikai

deadmanjake

Dragon_Witch_Woman

Sevendreams

Dragon_Witch_Woman

Water!

Heart!

GO PLANET!

We're the Planeteers and you can be one too. Saving our planet is the thing to.

Looting and Polluting is not the way! Hear what Captain Planet has to say!

I knew I forgot some lines. I have not watched that show in like, forever, if you like, know what I mean, know what Im saying, like.  

[Kal Eldritch]

TeaDidikai

deadmanjake

Dragon_Witch_Woman

Sevendreams

Dragon_Witch_Woman

Water!

Heart!

GO PLANET!

We're the Planeteers and you can be one too. Saving our planet is the thing to.

Looting and Polluting is not the way! Hear what Captain Planet has to say!

Captain planet! He's our Hero! Gonna take polution down to zero!  

[TeaDidikai]

Sovereign of Darkness

TeaDidikai

deadmanjake

Dragon_Witch_Woman

Sevendreams

Dragon_Witch_Woman

Water!

Heart!

GO PLANET!

We're the Planeteers and you can be one too. Saving our planet is the thing to.

Looting and Polluting is not the way! Hear what Captain Planet has to say!

Captain planet! He's our Hero! Gonna take polution down to zero!

He’s our powers magnified! And he’s fighting on the Planet’s Side!  

[Akyanna]

TeaDidikai

Sovereign of Darkness

TeaDidikai

deadmanjake

Dragon_Witch_Woman

GO PLANET!

We're the Planeteers and you can be one too. Saving our planet is the thing to.

Looting and Polluting is not the way! Hear what Captain Planet has to say!

Captain planet! He's our Hero! Gonna take polution down to zero!

He’s our powers magnified! And he’s fighting on the Planet’s Side!

Oh thats special whee  

[TeaDidikai]

"I'm Wiccan. I worship the Sun God and the Earth Mother"  

[Collowrath]

TeaDidikai

"I'm Wiccan. I worship the Sun God and the Earth Mother"

I'm guilty of saying that once. Or twice. crying

...

Don't judge me!  

[Aesi]

To a librarian: "Do you have any books on chaos magic?"

"I'm not sure... Do you know of a title you're looking for?"

"No, just general stuff. I'm setting up a [supposedly very high-level which speaker probably pronounced wrong] ritual for my coven."

"Religion and paranormal are on the third floor."

"Yeah, I know. I need to see the ones you don't shelve."

"We only keep periodical archives off the shelves, sir."

-looks peeved- "I mean the ones in your vault. I need to read them. And if I have to bring this library down to get them, I will."

"I'm sorry, but we don't have any vault with materials in it."

-doesn't look like he's buying it and walks off, complaining loudly-  

[maenad nuri]

Aesi

To a librarian: "Do you have any books on chaos magic?"

"I'm not sure... Do you know of a title you're looking for?"

"No, just general stuff. I'm setting up a [supposedly very high-level which speaker probably pronounced wrong] ritual for my coven."

"Religion and paranormal are on the third floor."

"Yeah, I know. I need to see the ones you don't shelve."

"We only keep periodical archives off the shelves, sir."

-looks peeved- "I mean the ones in your vault. I need to read them. And if I have to bring this library down to get them, I will."

"I'm sorry, but we don't have any vault with materials in it."

-doesn't look like he's buying it and walks off, complaining loudly-

I do wish we had a library like the one in Sunnydale, don't you?  

[Aesi]

Nuri

Aesi

To a librarian: "Do you have any books on chaos magic?"

"I'm not sure... Do you know of a title you're looking for?"

"No, just general stuff. I'm setting up a [supposedly very high-level which speaker probably pronounced wrong] ritual for my coven."

"Religion and paranormal are on the third floor."

"Yeah, I know. I need to see the ones you don't shelve."

"We only keep periodical archives off the shelves, sir."

-looks peeved- "I mean the ones in your vault. I need to read them. And if I have to bring this library down to get them, I will."

"I'm sorry, but we don't have any vault with materials in it."

-doesn't look like he's buying it and walks off, complaining loudly-

I do wish we had a library like the one in Sunnydale, don't you?

A little bit, yeah. Might have been entertaining if the guy had actually gotten to read the imaginary vault. I'd buy popcorn and cheer as demons ate him for disturbing them.  

[TeaDidikai]

Nuri

I do wish we had a library like the one in Sunnydale, don't you?

Where?  

[Henry Dorsett Case]

Aesi

A little bit, yeah. Might have been entertaining if the guy had actually gotten to read the imaginary vault. I'd buy popcorn and cheer as demons ate him for disturbing them.

The library at my University has a Rare Books room. According to a friend of mine who used to attend this same Uni, the rumor among some of the campus Christian groups was that the Rare Book room kept secret occult manuscripts - unless there's a secret vault, this fact is easily falsified by just, uhm...showing your student ID and signing in to the Rare Book Room.  

[Kal Eldritch]

Henry Dorsett Case

Aesi

A little bit, yeah. Might have been entertaining if the guy had actually gotten to read the imaginary vault. I'd buy popcorn and cheer as demons ate him for disturbing them.

The library at my University has a Rare Books room. According to a friend of mine who used to attend this same Uni, the rumor among some of the campus Christian groups was that the Rare Book room kept secret occult manuscripts - unless there's a secret vault, this fact is easily falsified by just, uhm...showing your student ID and signing in to the Rare Book Room.

Mind taking a look for a couple of books for me? It might seem frivolous, but I'd like to know if there was some place that had them...antique grimoires are so hard to find now a days...  

[Henry Dorsett Case]

Sovereign of Darkness

Mind taking a look for a couple of books for me? It might seem frivolous, but I'd like to know if there was some place that had them...antique grimoires are so hard to find now a days...

I'll take a peek to see what's even in there.

Back on topic, bud sadly more Abrahamic than Pagan: "The Divine Revelation in my sacred book proves that the Divine Revelation in your sacred book was fake!"  

[PurpleDragonsGems]

deadmanjake

TeaDidikai

deadmanjake

Dragon_Witch_Woman

Sevendreams

Dragon_Witch_Woman

Water!

Heart!

GO PLANET!

We're the Planeteers and you can be one too. Saving our planet is the thing to.

Looting and Polluting is not the way! Hear what Captain Planet has to say!

I knew I forgot some lines. I have not watched that show in like, forever, if you like, know what I mean, know what Im saying, like.

I found them! mwahahaha!

"EARTH!"
"FIRE!"
"WIND!"
"WATER!"
"HEART!"

"Go Planet!"

"By your powers combined, I am Captain Planet!"

Captain Planet, he's our hero
Gonna take pollution down to zero

He's our powers magnified
And he's fighting on the planet's side

Captain Planet, he's our hero
Gonna take pollution down to zero

Gonna help him put asunder
Bad guys who like to loot and plunder

"You'll pay for this Captain Planet!"

We're the Planeteers
You can be one too
'Cause saving our planet is the thing to do!

Looting and polluting is not the way
Hear what Captain Planet has to say!

"The Power is Yours!"



Thats accually the ending theme song. The beginning theme is a bit different, but everyone remembers the end theme.  

[maenad nuri]

TeaDidikai

Nuri

I do wish we had a library like the one in Sunnydale, don't you?

Where?

Buffy the Vampire Slayer. The high school had the best library, with all the occultic books in the back.