Know Any Anime Quotes?

[Shikai-Chan]

"So tell me, what's it like living in a constant haze of stupidity?" - Hiei (Yu Yu Hakusho)

"... if you let the fly live, the spider is going to die. You can't save both without one suffering.." - Knives (Trigun)

"My name is VASH THE STAMPEDE!! Forgive the lack of warning, but it's time for my daily massacre! If you do not believe I am the real thing, take a good look at me and start freaking out!!" - Vash (Trigun)

"Thou Shalt not Kill! What the hell kind of a churchman are you!?" - Vash [talking to Wolfwood] (Trigun)

"History is much like an endless waltz. The three beats of war, peace and revolution continue on forever." Marimeia Khushrenada (Gundam Wing)  

[Angel_Dylan]

"In the name of the moon, I shall punish you" -Sailor Moon
~Japanese version~ "Dattebayo!" - Naruto Uzumaki
~English Version~ "Believe it!" - Naruto Uzumaki
"Rich bastards" -Haruhi Fujiko
that's as many as i can think of right now ^,^  

[Zumae]

"Death awaits the over confident. Rememer that..."- Star Ocean
"How do you prove that you exist? Maybe we don't..."-Vivi FFIX
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[Scary_Moonlight]

*handcuffs jingle*
Misa: "Huh..? This is what you meant by being together 24 hours a day?Two guys chained together is gross...This is what you're into? You with were Light at school, too..."
L: "I'm not doing this because I want to."
Misa:"But Light belongs to me...and if you're always together, then when am I supposed to go on dates with Light?"
L: "The dates will naturally be the three of us..."
Misa:"WHA?!! S you're saying we have to kiss in front of you?"
L: "I didn't say you have to do anything. But I will be watching..."
Misa: "Huh? What the hell? I knew it! You ARE A pervert!"
L: "Light-kun, please shut Misa-san up."
Light: "..."
-Death Note-  

[~Chidori x Rasengan~]

Akari Tsuvi

Post your favorite anime quotes here. They can be funny, sad, good, bad, random, etc. We'll be happy to hear them.

YAY! NARUTO QUOTES!

"By the way, I'm a boy --Haku (Naruto)

Itachi:[to Sasuke] Foolish little brother... If you wish to kill me, curse me! Hate me! And survive your miserable life... Run away, run away... Cling to life.


Pakku: That smell is... I didn't notice it until now, but...you're using the same shampoo as me! The scent of floral green, there's no mistaking it! But my hair is shinier
Sakura: I use the same shampoo as a dog...same as a dog...

The quote I hate the most:
Naruto: BELIEVE IT!!!  

[flutflut]

ORO?! eek  

[The Fujoshi Kitten]

"Tell me, what's it like living in a constant haze of stupidity?" -Hiei (YYH)

"Yes, join us Hiei, we're all like family."
"Kurama. Don't make me rip out your precious voice box." -Hiei and Kurama (YYH)

"Okay, my hair as a trampoline is the last straw!" -Kuwabara (YYH)

"And here we thought you were a brilliant strategist. The reality is that you were just a lucky fool." -Kurama (YYH)

"She's all 'I'm going home. Stuuupid.'"
"Inuyasha.."
"Yeah? What?"
"That imitation was pathetic."
"I'm a demon, not a comedian!" -Lady Kaede and Inuyasha (Inuyasha)

"High school girls, high school girls, one two three, high school girls." -Shigure (Fruits Basket)

"Well Duo, looks like there were some trees left after all."
"If you're joking that's bad, but if your being sarcastic it's even worse." -Duo and Sally Poe (Gundam Wing)

"He just goes and puts a broken bone back into place....man that totally grosses me out!" -Duo (Gundam Wing)

 

[yaoilicious]

"What made you think you have the right to force your way into my bedroom, you scum? You've sure got some nerve! 'Common folk' blah, blah, blah. Enough! I'm sick to death of your preoccupation with the sensibilities of the common folk. If you automatons want to go, just go. I don't care what you do." -Kyoya Ohtori (Ouran High School Host Club)  

[FoxAnime]

"Don't forget that fear. Drive it deep into your brain and disappear!" -Bleach, when Ichigo is talking to the serial killer hollow

"You've got two legs and a heartbeat. What's stopping you?" - Inuyasha, the (episode?) where they fight that HUGE bug guy  

[amaterasu_geisha]

my favorite quote from an anime is from itachi to sasuke..i dont if it really is a quote but i love it anyways:

"hn. Foolish little brother"

and from inuyasha, kagome:

'SIT'  

[Karafer]

There are no coincidences in this world, everything is meant to happen-Clow Reed from Sakura Cardcaptor, ....  

[notreallyhereanymore]

4laugh Mugen from Samurai Champloo:
(while reading a porno magazine)
Geez, doin' it with a squid.

 

[kohana28]

3nodding "Whenever you have something to do, don't look back. Look forward." > Kurogane (tsubasa Chronicles)

3nodding "I love money. It's so funny. Tomorrow's gonna be sunny!" >Morita Shinobu (Honey and Clover)

3nodding "Sometimes, when we got out, i realize...how weird Miyazawa is!" >Souichiroo Arima (kare kano)

3nodding "What a blow..I think she just knocked down a hole in my stomach!"
>Yukino's father, (Kareshi no Kanojo)

3nodding "Shorty?! Can a shorty do this?! What else do you want to call me: a half-pint-bean-sprout midget?! I'm still growing you bad-watered desert idiots!"
>Edward, (Full metal Alchemist )

3nodding "Why? So we can see eye to eye? Surely you must be used to people looking down on you!"
>Russel (talking to Ed), FMA

3nodding Roy:"When I'm Führer, all female officers will be required to wear TINY MINISKIRTS!"
Havoc:"YOU'RE A MIRACLE, MUSTANG! I'LL FOLLOW YOU FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE!" > (FMA)



3nodding Aaaand I've got a short skit taken from a scena in Full Metal Alchemist:

Maes Hughes: In the red corner...The Flame Alchemist and hero of the Eastern Rebellion...Colonel Roy Mustang! Give it up!
Audience: You just want a promotion!
Audience: Give me back my girlfriend!
Hughes: And in the blue corner, the Fullmetal Alchemist and living legend of the people, let's here it for Edward Elric!
Audience: What, where? I can't see him?
Audience': Living grade school is more like it.
'Audience': Good luck, beansproat.
'Ed: DON'T CALL ME SMALL! I'LL BREAK DOWN YOUR FEET AND STICK THEM TO YOUR HEAD!
Al: Calm down.

3nodding "Look, can you believe how big Elysia's gotten! She can even ride a tricyle now! She follows me everywhere on that thing like my own escort of cuteness!"
>Hughes, FMA


And many more actually but im gonna post them when i remember them all already!  

[Saiyajin of the Twilight]

Eureka ********!" Holland

"I think Renten wants to become a dad." Eureka
*Pause*
"RENTEN, WHERE THE HELL ARE YOU?!" Holland

Samurai Champloo

"What does it say?" Gene
"I can't read" Mugen

"Shut up you little b***h" Mugen
"You do realize you're screaming at a diary don't you?" Gene

One Piece

"Thank you" King
"Perverted old man." Usopp
"Not for that!" King

"Yes mommy." The crew talking to Nami.  

[kohana28]

Hm, let's see i have some more...:

3nodding "Number 35, minus 5! I'm not even in my late twenties! How could i be an ojii-san (old man)?"
>Kuroyonagi, Yakitate!! Japan!

3nodding "Sooner or later people die, so do what you can when there's still time!"
>Grandpa Omasaburou, Yakitate!! Japan

3nodding "Don't cmpare me to that money-hungry idiot! You take away his talent on making money and there'll be nothing left with him!"
>Morita's older brother, honey and Clover

3nodding "They are brothers! It must be genetic!" (referring to Morita’s older brother when he asks payment for his ride in his car.)
>Takemoto, honey and Clover

3nodding "I'm the famous detective Kogorou Mouri!"
-Is that him? He doen't look too smart!
-Remove the mustache buddy!
>Random Audience, Detective Conan

3nodding "Two huge fools!"(referring to hanamichi and Ryouta)
>Rukawa, Slam Dunk

3nodding "It is spring but my heart is in the middle of winter." (After getting dumped the 50th time)
>Hanamichi Sakuragi , SlamDunk

3nodding "Some memories aren't meant to leave traces..."
>Alphonse, Full Metal Alchemist

3nodding “That’s the sun. Get close to it, and you’ll get burned.”
>Edward Elric, Full Metal Alchemist

3nodding This is a scene actually from FMA which i find informative yet amusing at the same time!

ED: Do you remember when i asked you how would it be when we die?
AL: Yeah. Many people would be sad.
ED: That's being subjective. Make it more objective. I realized, when we die, the world will continue to go on as if nothing had happened.
AL: Coz you're just a small part of it.
ED: *bonks Al* Don't call me small!