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 Posted: Mon May 28, 2007 6:46 pm
I actually said this to myself, today:
Where IS that invisible thread? It's impossible to find.
I felt a bit strange about that, so I counted up the fingers on both my hands (fortunately, it still comes out to eight) and I made sure I did not have a guitar collection or an easily-accessible copy of Princess Bride. (I do not.)
redface redface redface
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Posted: Tue May 29, 2007 9:57 am
Does anyone know the chemical composition of a moron?? I'm trying to make an oxymoron and I've got the O-2...OR Is an oxymoron created by allowing morons to have oxygen? confused
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Posted: Thu May 31, 2007 9:37 am
Malheureux Does anyone know the chemical composition of a moron?? I'm trying to make an oxymoron and I've got the O-2...OR Is an oxymoron created by allowing morons to have oxygen? confused
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Posted: Thu May 31, 2007 12:38 pm
...and you mean what by that?
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Posted: Thu May 31, 2007 3:16 pm
The biggest difference between genius and stupidity....
Genius has limits... wink
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Posted: Fri Jun 01, 2007 9:12 am
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Posted: Fri Jun 01, 2007 2:31 pm
Priceless CURTAIN RODS
She spent the first day packing her belongings into
boxes, crates and suitcases. On the second day, she
had the movers come and collect her things. On the
third day, she sat down for the last time at their
beautiful dining room table by candle-light, put on
some soft background music, and feasted on a pound of
shrimp, a jar of caviar, and a bottle of spring-water.
When she had finished, she went into each and every
room and deposited a few half-eaten shrimp shells
dipped in caviar into the hollow of the curtain rods.
She then cleaned up the kitchen and left.
When the husband returned with His new girlfriend, all
was bliss for the first few days. Then slowly, the
house began to smell. They tried everything; cleaning,
mopping and airing the place out. Vents were checked
for dead rodents and carpets were steam cleaned. Air
fresheners were hung everywhere. Exterminators were
brought in to set off gas canisters, during which they
had to move out for a few days and in the end they
even paid to replace the expensive wool carpeting.
Nothing worked. People stopped coming over to visit.
Repairmen refused to work in the house. The maid quit.
Finally, they could not take the stench any longer and
decided to move. A month later, even though they had
cut their price in half, they could not find a buyer
for their stinky house. Word got out and eventually
even the local realtors refused to return their calls.
Finally, they had to borrow a huge sum of money from
the bank to purchase A new place.
The ex-wife called the man and asked how things were
going.
He told her the saga of the rotting house. She
listened politely and said that she missed her old
home terribly and would be willing to reduce her
divorce settlement in exchange for getting the house
back.
Knowing his ex-wife had no idea how bad the smell was,
he agreed on a price that was about 1/10th of what the
house had been worth, but only if she were to sign the
papers that very day.
She agreed and within the hour his lawyers delivered
the paperwork.
A week later the man and his girlfriend stood smiling
as they watched the moving company pack everything to
take to their new home.........
And to spite the ex-wife, they even took the curtain
rods!!!!!! I LOVE A HAPPY ENDING, DON'T YOU?
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Posted: Fri Jun 01, 2007 9:46 pm
You know, I've always craved freedom and, knowing now that genius has it's limits, I don't feel so bad about my end of the bargain. I mean, I WISH I was smarter, but... being limitless... that's a very attractive offer!
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Posted: Sat Jun 02, 2007 8:03 pm
Why does Santa Claus need to use a whip?
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Posted: Sat Jun 02, 2007 9:15 pm
I've always wondered what made him so jolly...lol XD
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Posted: Sun Jun 03, 2007 11:37 am
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Posted: Sun Jun 03, 2007 3:20 pm
Silly Me...
I always thought it was the milk and cookies whee
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Posted: Sun Jun 03, 2007 7:58 pm
Lil-Jo Silly Me...
I always thought it was the milk and cookies whee
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Posted: Sun Jun 03, 2007 8:09 pm
Malheureux Lil-Jo Silly Me...
I always thought it was the milk and cookies whee
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Posted: Sun Jun 03, 2007 8:31 pm
That was meant for this comment...fr34x0r I've always wondered what made him so jolly...lol XD
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