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 Posted: Thu Jan 08, 2009 11:31 am
Granted but everytime you say it you get the living daylights beaten out of you, so you soon stop and this was a waisted exersise
I wish the Orange broadband network got destroyed by terrorists and the goverment wouldnt allow the damn pirates to set it back up again for fear of another reprival
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Posted: Thu Jan 08, 2009 11:34 am
Granted, then you're put into shock coz you thought this was just a game, but its not! its real! and the Orange company really isn't that far from you now that you think about it, so you have just wished Terrorists into your back yard, way to help fight the "evils" of our world Darth!
I wish I wasn't Allergic to animals
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Posted: Thu Jan 08, 2009 11:53 am
Granted, you are no long allergic to animals and you can breath easy. However the animal are now allergic to you, you can't even keep pets they need to visit the vet constantly.
I wish I had a pet.
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Posted: Thu Jan 08, 2009 2:34 pm
Granted. You now have a new pet sea slug. They're not very cuddly, or nice to look at... but its a pet nonetheless.
I wish I was in my new flat already.
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Posted: Thu Jan 08, 2009 3:19 pm
Granted but cause you move in early its a death trap, the boiler doesnt work so you've no hot water or heatin and theres a major gas leak too so using the lights or telephone may kill you!
i wish what i said above what i granted hadnt actually happened to me (despite not movin in early)
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Posted: Thu Jan 08, 2009 4:02 pm
Well, back wish granted, though now you're still where you were, which is where you were after it happened anyways, so maybe it was for the best? (Confused yet?)
I wish I had a winning lotto ticket!
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Posted: Thu Jan 08, 2009 5:28 pm
Granted! but you are swamped with begging letters! not to much of a problem usualy, but they seem so justified that you feel guilty about the ones you dont respond to!
Soon you read an artical in the paper, Someone you denied son died in a botched leg transplant!! if only you heard her plea in time!!!
you feel so guilty you pledge the rest of your fortune to a charity you later find out is leagle, but bogus!!!
you have given your money to neo natsy fundelmentalists!!!!!
HOW WRONG ARE YOU!!!
I wish I was a perfect in the eyes of GOD!!! (******** EVERY ONE ELSE AND MY LIFE)
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Posted: Thu Jan 08, 2009 8:40 pm
Granted, and now that your perfect you no longer need to live down here. Amazed by this leap in his evolutionary process he has you laminated and displayed in heaven that others may learn from you. To maintain this complete perfection you do nothing ever for eternity.
I wish the &*%$^ing highways would open again and the freight trucks would come in.
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Posted: Thu Jan 08, 2009 10:35 pm
(.... Why what's so important on them trucks?)
Granted the Highways open up but due to the impatient ppl that have been waiting for it to open again due to (The Snow I'm assuming?) The HWY is jam packed and the roads are extremely hazardous so not only is everyone crowding the road they're either driving slower than snails crawl or are crashing into each other... Maybe the HWY should have stayed closed a bit longer? Oh well, Spilled milk eh? mrgreen
I wish playing on the forums got us all a little extra cash.(That's right, corrupt this wish and you're screwing yourself over too! 4laugh )
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Posted: Fri Jan 09, 2009 7:08 am
Granted, the amount of gold you get in the forums is 5^4 per page. You have so much gold it collapses the entire economy.
I wish I didn't have to move out. sad
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Posted: Fri Jan 09, 2009 10:35 am
Granted you find a little passage in you closet and spend the rest of your life living like a pervert in the house you love so much, literally IN it, in between the walls and all that. then ppl find you and you are the next big thing! will you accuse the family of putting you in there or admit to being sick in the head and hiding coz you love that place? Tune in next time for the answer!
I wish I had enough money to go around visiting the ppl I meet on the net and my friends that moved away or that I moved away from. cry
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Posted: Fri Jan 09, 2009 10:47 am
granted, yet over the years youve been apart your friends have changed. not necsessarily for the worse, just different.
you find the click you once had is gone and the money spent visiting them was just an uncomftorble waist
I wish I had enough money to move this weekend
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Posted: Fri Jan 09, 2009 11:03 am
Granted all you needed was bus change as you can't afford the constant rising rate and all your stuff was taken from you due to your lack of keeping up with rent, you move in the the biggest Refrigerator box you can find, at least its cozy
(I only slept 4 hours my mind isn't as sharp as usual, forgive me for misspelling and boring post blaugh )
I wish the Cat hadn't woken me up at 8 and that I had slept before 4am
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Posted: Fri Jan 09, 2009 12:04 pm
Granted but the reason your cat didnt wake you up was cause it had been in an unfortunate accident and is now near death and the only reason you fell asleep so early is because someone put summat in your drink so you wake up feelin awful and late
i wish i didnt get fat
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Posted: Fri Jan 09, 2009 12:17 pm
Granted! you now grow apple trees instead! and eat all the harvest, putting on another 8 stone
I wish It was 3 hours earlier
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