[Game] Ask a Silly Question, Get a Silly Answer

[nuripyon]

Ever have sand in your butt? That's why.

Why is everyone, even virgins, good at sex in fiction?  

[this wretched thing]

Because no one wants to admit the other was terrible. Where else are you going to find a roomie that washes dishes?

Why is this Placebo song 22 minutes long? D:  

[iLickmimes]

Because Jesus made it so.

Why are there signs that say "watch your head"? How does one watch their own head?  

[this wretched thing]

You see, not only are there eyes in the back of your head, but nowadays there are surgeries that allow scientists to manipulate the gravity area one foot above your head. After this anti-gravity field is installed, they wire visual signals to your brain from fiberglass eyes that hang in that field. Mostly, these eye replicas are meant to obey and follow the "watch your heads" signs, but lately people have been finding more uses for them: looking over a tall person to see in front of the class, searching for a missplaced item on top shelves you can't see, and so on.
Oh, look! They say that you can now have custom eye colors than the default "brown", ain't that great? 8]

How does one become ruler of another world?  

[Art Greylace]

Well, that would depend on the world, you see?
But mostly you use the standard human thing- we`re not that smart, we`re weak, we`re slow, and we`re clumsy.... but sweet god are we good at making guns.
Let`s just hope the aliens aren`t better.

How come on pandora, the "smart" species is the one that`s humaniod?  

[CoyoteXendo]

it's just a front. they're all avatars of the world tree

why?  

[this wretched thing]

Because two months before your birth, aliens "invaded" Earth and scientists created a spaceship to send a selected few billion to Venus, despite it being filled with toxic gases. Fortunately your pregnant mother was not on the list of billions to leave Earth because they all died a horrible death and the shock of the "invasion" caused her to go into labor. As a premature baby, your lungs were not developed, which may be the reason why you had athsma until the alien leader blessed you with a gift before the fleet left Earth's atmosphere. And that, my son, is why you can breathe under water.

What would happen to me if I got abducted by a secret underground ninja force?  

[Sacrifice Kaigen]

You would drown in your own fecal matter.


Why does the pope have to smell?  

[SungJewel]

Cause if we don't we will be unable to small things that smell nice(like flowers)

Why cant the world be gay?  

[this wretched thing]

If the world was gay, the amount of rainbows caused from our happy gayness would blind all of the planet's organisms. We would be unable to witness our rainbows turning plants into multi-colored fruit baring trees, nor would we be able to taste the full effect of the new improved Skittles. Please, to save our eyesight and to taste amazing Skittles, let's not have the entire world gay.
Also, gay aliens would invade and harest our babies into servants on other worlds. D: Someone, call Torchwood!~ x]

D: Why couldn't the Master live at the end of Doctor Who season four?  

[Sacrifice Kaigen]

Because that was against Russel T. Davies' religion.

Why did my cow jump over the Hamster Wheel Party?  

[this wretched thing]

I'm sorry, but your cow is just simply too large to jump over the moon in Cyber Land. It's a disease called Hamster, not affective to humans, but it is fatal to the animal's milk. You won't be able to feed anyone with your defective cow only because of the Hamster booze mixed in with its juice.

Where's my life?  

[Sacrifice Kaigen]

It got kidnapped by the crazy taco venders from planet Mars. You'll have to get it back by force if you want it to, but you won't be able to, because they ate it. That's what they do, them taco venders, they eat lives. They have to nourish themselves by acting out and being stupid. Why don't you try to coax it out of their stomaches, they like it when you do that, it makes them feellike they have more to live for than just stealing lives and eating them. Have a nice day.

Why does the main character have to die?  

[this wretched thing]

Because his father wanted him dead. Too bad that the assassin that the father hired fell in love with his target, ne? And too bad that the main character just wants to die to make his father happy. D: But first, he got kidnapped by his crazy ex-boyfriend! D8 Save him, assassin! Save him!

What would you do for one penny?  

[Sacrifice Kaigen]

I would clean the bell tower and have an escape artist tell me a story of when he had an electric eel play the harmonica on his trombone while fishing in your granduncles Koi poind.

Why do we have to wear shoes?