•unfortunately , fortunately•

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Fortunately you had mace.  

[Alice of Heart]

Unfortunately, he was immune to mace.  

[Link_to_Your_Destiny]

Fortunately you poked him in the eye and got away.  

[Alice of Heart]

Unfortunately, he was some sort of mafia person. Him and his gang chase you.  

[Link_to_Your_Destiny]

Fortunately you were able to escape because they were all chainsmokers with bad lungs.  

[Alice of Heart]

Unfortunately, when you were crossing the street, you got hit by a truck.  

[Link_to_Your_Destiny]

Fortunately you are made of rubber and bounced back  

[Alice of Heart]

Unfortunately, somebody decided to play a game basketball. And guess what? You are the ball.  

[Link_to_Your_Destiny]

Fortunately you were able to get away.  

[Alice of Heart]

Unfortunately, you got a phone call from your mother telling you that you are adopted.  

[Link_to_Your_Destiny]

Fortunately you're dad told you years back  

[-PrimaCzarina-]

[[Unfortunately you got amnesia and forgot.]]

 

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Foortunately your phone cut out before your mom told you.  

[LyricalSoul93]

Unfortunately, at the precise moment your phone cuts out, you run into your mum on the street.  

[Link_to_Your_Destiny]

Fortunately she doesn't see you and you don't see her so you walk rigght past her.