Corrupt the Wish Game

[Death-Apocalypse Horseman]

Airforce Soldier

-Resurrected Writer-

Granted. Have fun with that 80-pound barrel of shaving cream.

I wish that reply letters for my manuscripts will come back as acceptance letters instead of rejection letters.

Granted, But tuition is too high and you spend the rest of you life in debt.

I wish that intolerance would stop and people would just get along.

Wish granted, all of Earth gets along but aliens come and renew it 7 days and we're back to the way we were.

I wish my girlfriend could decide for herself sad  

[Death-Apocalypse Horseman]

let me revoke that last one, i wish that the people of America would please just watch their calorie intake for once  

[SymphonicFantasia]

Granted, but the people of America realized that they don't give two shits about their calorie intake and just eat whatever they want not caring about what's the calorie.

I wish to blow up Mars.  

[VncnT_6]

You press the trigger but the cheap dinomite was fake ;P
I wish my bunny would stop humping my leg T^T  

[SymphonicFantasia]

Granted but now he just humps your face while you sleep. :3

I WISH TO SHOOT OUT LIGHTNING FROM MY FINGERS!!! 8D  

[-Hellish Hatred-]

Ta da twinkle fingers, but now fires shoots out from your butt as well
I wish it was always night time  

[Clockwork Souls]

...but because it's always dark outside, the humans that don't like the dark plot to create an artificial sun...which backfires, destroying the whole solar system gonk
I wish for a long, fluffy, black tail xd  

[redtearsblackwings]

Granted, but you step on it and rip it off.

I wish for my tummy to stop hurting.  

[Death-Apocalypse Horseman]

Granted but now your head hurts worse than your stomach.

I wish to not be sick gonk cry emo  

[redtearsblackwings]

Granted. But now you have to spend every second of you're day in a school full of bimbos.

I wish I wasn't tired all the time.  

[Death-Apocalypse Horseman]

wait how is bimbos bad? for a guy thatd be hi f-ing larious.
Granted but now youre dead you need no sleep.
I wish for Everything to die including me, corrupt THAT!!!!  

[Xarlu Lunete]

Granted. But something that cannot be killed bring you and everyone and everthing else back to life.

What now, person who wished before me?!

I wish for nothing.  

[Death-Apocalypse Horseman]

Granted
I now give you everything muahaha (i thought i had one too,lol)
I wish to be a werewolf  

[redtearsblackwings]

Granted, but you run into a Vampire the kills you. So you revert back to being a plane old dead human.

I wish for a wish that can't be corrupted! (Take that!)  

[Tasia Tatsuko]

Your wish is denied and you die of a broken heart.

I wish for someone to love