Make up an outrageous lie about the guy above you

[screwed pixie]

^ furiously gnaws on chicken bones found in the dumpster behind the buffalo wings restaurant.  

[Beatngufan]

^ ate godzilla for breakfast  

[screwed pixie]

^ once dated Godzilla  

[Beatngufan]

^ has sex with godzilla everyday of the week  

[screwed pixie]

^ is jealous because Godzilla loves me more than her...........  

[Beatngufan]

^ eats live worms for breakfast  

[screwed pixie]

^ secretly wishes she could star in a Hollywood movie as a Ninja Turtle.  

[Beatngufan]

^ is the secret Ninja Turtle: Warhol!!!!!!!!!!  

[Macabre_Cogitation]

^ once tried to steal a Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle bathrobe from Toys 'R Us  

[screwed pixie]

^ hangs out in the bathroom stalls at Toys 'R Us  

[Beatngufan]

^ took pictures of him at Toys 'R us  

[Spooky Wasabi Princess]

^ collects Bratz Dolls.  

[Beatngufan]

^ collects shrunken heads  

[screwed pixie]

^ collects dirty underwear  

[Beatngufan]

^ collects corpses