*A can of spam opens and Psyzapp tumbles out of the square tin flattening a herd of stampeding buffalo on the plains of north america.
Visibly shaken and covered with the barnacles she accumulated while in port
stare , she schlepps around trying to look nonchalant.
ninja When things stop ovulating, she struggles to make a paper airplane and immediately takes out her iphone.
She cleverly notices she has no connection, and swallows the phone for safekeeping and possible nutrients.
Herman the buffalo comes up to her and nudges her with his wet nose and she cannot believe she's landed on top of her husband's former incarnation.
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She tries to climb up on him for a ride to the nearest metropolitan area but finds out she's done something to her buffalo climbing gear and ends up just hanging onto his tail and letting him drag her through the prairie dust.
She hails a wells fargo wagon, tries to board and tells the driver she will give him an extra $100 if he makes record time to get her back home.
Motivated by the generous tip, he ties her onto the pile of luggage on top of the wagon, steals her money, robs the wagon and leaves it there while he rides off on one of the horses, laughing evilly. Ryzan appears and tries not to snicker at Psyzapp's predicament, fails miserably while untying her and assisting her to the ground where Psyzapp is too exhausted to be indignant and collapses in a fit of laughter, too. The magic schoolbus appears and Ms. Lil Brat-izzle picks up the giggling Mrs. Dougherty and strangely helpful dark elf and drives off in the direction of MW.*
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