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Posted: Mon Jun 25, 2012 1:41 am
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Posted: Tue Oct 23, 2012 3:28 pm
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Posted: Sun Nov 04, 2012 7:19 pm
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Posted: Fri Nov 09, 2012 5:34 am
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Posted: Fri Nov 09, 2012 5:55 am
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Posted: Tue Nov 27, 2012 5:13 pm
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Posted: Wed Feb 27, 2013 6:12 pm
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Well, first of all, my friend and I always laugh when he's counting the beats for drums because he doesn't say "one and a two and a one..." Instead he says, "One and two-ey and one and two-ey."
He called the trumpets "Spittle machines" cause they always try to dump their spit by the girls.
We only have one clarinet in our band and he's always making her play louder because we need that sound. One time she yelled, "I can't play louder!" So in the middle of the practice song he yelled back, "TONGUE IT! TONGUE IT!" to her. It was funny cause we all stopped playing and were all laughing except the one drummer we have who was in his own world for like five minutes while he finished out the song. He was like "Alex....Alex...ALEX!" "Yeah?" "Well, not to rain on your parade, but we're starting the song over. We stopped like five minutes ago."
And one time he flicked us off...accidentally of course. But somebody did it back to him, also. The trumpets didn't know how to play a note so he said "Middle finger." well, they weren't listening so he was waving his hand in the air saying, "Earth to trumpets, MIDDLE FINGER!" That's when he stuck up his finger then realized he did it and then one of the smartelic trumpets stuck up his middle finger back at him. "we never speak of that to teachers, got it?" the teacher asked everyone, then gave us all a piece of gum as a bribe. smile
We have four flutes (me being one), two of them are talking all of the time (not me). Well, one time they started laughing in the middle of a song. He turned to them and asked "What's so funny." One said, "Oh, you don't want to know." He walked over to them and bent over to look them in the face saying, "Oh yeah, try me." Well, that's when everyone else noticed it. He had a HUGE hole right by his back pocket, so we all started laughing! The two girls just pointed and he turned to find the hole. All he said was, "Oh," turned around, pulled a chair to his stand, and called "pickups to measure twelve." We tease him all the time now and call him our "wholly" director.
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Posted: Wed Feb 27, 2013 6:12 pm
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Well, first of all, my friend and I always laugh when he's counting the beats for drums because he doesn't say "one and a two and a one..." Instead he says, "One and two-ey and one and two-ey."
He called the trumpets "Spittle machines" cause they always try to dump their spit by the girls.
We only have one clarinet in our band and he's always making her play louder because we need that sound. One time she yelled, "I can't play louder!" So in the middle of the practice song he yelled back, "TONGUE IT! TONGUE IT!" to her. It was funny cause we all stopped playing and were all laughing except the one drummer we have who was in his own world for like five minutes while he finished out the song. He was like "Alex....Alex...ALEX!" "Yeah?" "Well, not to rain on your parade, but we're starting the song over. We stopped like five minutes ago."
And one time he flicked us off...accidentally of course. But somebody did it back to him, also. The trumpets didn't know how to play a note so he said "Middle finger." well, they weren't listening so he was waving his hand in the air saying, "Earth to trumpets, MIDDLE FINGER!" That's when he stuck up his finger then realized he did it and then one of the smartelic trumpets stuck up his middle finger back at him. "we never speak of that to teachers, got it?" the teacher asked everyone, then gave us all a piece of gum as a bribe. smile
We have four flutes (me being one), two of them are talking all of the time (not me). Well, one time they started laughing in the middle of a song. He turned to them and asked "What's so funny." One said, "Oh, you don't want to know." He walked over to them and bent over to look them in the face saying, "Oh yeah, try me." Well, that's when everyone else noticed it. He had a HUGE hole right by his back pocket, so we all started laughing! The two girls just pointed and he turned to find the hole. All he said was, "Oh," turned around, pulled a chair to his stand, and called "pickups to measure twelve." We tease him all the time now and call him our "wholly" director.
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Posted: Wed Feb 27, 2013 6:22 pm
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Posted: Sat Mar 02, 2013 5:31 pm
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Posted: Sat Mar 02, 2013 6:27 pm
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Posted: Tue Jul 23, 2013 1:12 pm
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