___ ways to annoy your band director

[youkai90kitsune]

If she is not wearing green on St Patrick's day pinch her shoulder.(she said she would hurt anyone who did that)  

[Jazztast!c]

bandgeek101

If she is not wearing green on St Patrick's day pinch her shoulder.(she said she would hurt anyone who did that)

Heh, my band had two festivals and an open house on St. Patricks day. That meant Black on Black/White on Black all day.

She tried to get out of the harassment by wearing a green Post-it Note.  

[Beccu-chu]

StickChick09

Chew gum, talk, wear sunglasses, wear a shirt that says 'its funny how the director thinks I'm listening', forget you INSTRUMENT!

I'm going to make a shirt like that!!!!  

[Pectar]

Hang out right outside his office and talk loudly of personal issues.  

[Awesome-Taro]

Being that my band director has a huge window in his offic that you can into the band I suggest start to make-out with you bf or gf right in front of the window.  

[Midnight Waters]

I don't know if this had been said or not but oh well.
In the middle of a short rest stick your finger and either pretend to get it stuck somewhere on your instrament or accuatly do get it stuck. It works best with the flute. I have big fingers and I always get my middle finger stuck in the end. I usually pull my flute to peices trying to get it out XD  

[hermonia]

Ask everyday if your band can play the Simpson Theme song. I tried it once last year and it didnt work.  

[2BQ]

i annoy my band director enough already since i am the biggest and most dedicated band nerd  

[wings of the heart]

Hehehe... I'm a flutist and a percussionist, so when I have to move to switch sections for different instuments, I moon walk to my other thing, and my director is turned around so he can't see!! But he REALLY hates it when the class starts laughing for "No reason" xd  

[kitties meow]

Ok...I think this kinda annoyed my director...

I had just gotten a cell phone and it went off in sectionals. I had forgotten I had it and this is how it went.
Me: Oh wait that's me, I forgot I had a cell...*takes the cell out of my jacket pocket* It's my mom....
Mr D. (BD):*leans forward onto a stand with a slightly annoyed look on his face* Well tell her you're in section rehersals.
Me:Ok...*pushes the wrong button* Oops,I pushed the wrong button....*puts phone back in pocket
Mr. D.:Ok now 2nd moveme...
*cell makes a funny noise*
Me: *takes it out of my pocket* She left me a message....
Mr. D.: Well, would you like to check it while we're stopped? (sarcasm)
Me: I can't waste my minutes!
Mr. D. along with the rest of the trumpet section: *start laughing*

I still think he was annoyed even though he ended up laughing at me....... sweatdrop ok so anyways...to make that shorter it would be....kinda like answering your cell in class...sorta... sweatdrop  

[tjballer]

Chibi faery

Our band director hates the intercom. He tends to throw stuff at it when someone calls the band room.

lol what my band director does is he ignores it completly while the rest of us tries not to laugh. well he usually ignores it unless one of the custodians comes on and starts speaking in spanish for a long time. THen my BD just looks at the intercom and his eybrows go way up but he's still smiling. but its hilarious. the whole band just about fell over laughing the first time he did that. (at least i did blaugh )  

[princessdianagreenleaf]

i have a couple things:
ask for money in the middle of class and don't stop bugging him until he does
when the flutes "have a who can play louder" contest and te piccolo joins in and plays the really really high C (my BD gets so mad especially when we stand o the podium with him)
blaugh  

[cursedflesh]

Well, here are a few things I KNOW irritate our band director (the way we know is that his vein on his forehead pops out...we named it Angus xd ):

1) Playing Tenacious D at all.
2) Calling notes "weird" names, like: "the note with the little flag thingie on it" or "the donut-sorta-like note"  

[RiverSprite]

Show up consitently late and become well known for that attribute. blaugh  

[RiverSprite]

Conspire with the clarinets to have them all during class try to hit their highest notes over and over and over agian, and then see if there are higher notes.