The Confession thread

[-Houshin Engi-]

Ahem.


Now it's Qwerty.  

[-Houshin Engi-]

And

Now its not.  

[Fidei Defensor]

XD Wonderful.  

[CH1LDREN BE1NG BEATEN]

Bitches n hoez.
Biches n hoez!
Bitches n hoooeesss,
gonna hoe them bitches!  

[-Houshin Engi-]

Fidei Defensor

XD Wonderful.

mad we can be on at the same time! and im confessing to that!  

[CH1LDREN BE1NG BEATEN]

-Houshin Engi-

Fidei Defensor

XD Wonderful.

mad we can be on at the same time! and im confessing to that!

~*~*~*~*~
i.e. now mad  

[Fidei Defensor]

*shrugs* I know. Trust me; you don't have to convince me. XD

I confess that I miss our days on Neopets, back when I actually had to watch my mouth (lest I talk about frosting cakes with semen) and the most risqué thing to ever plague our chatrooms was some kind of advertisement for sex, featuring pairs of parentheses with strategically-placed periods.

I also confess that that previous confession is false. I actually don't care to have us back on Neopets.  

[CH1LDREN BE1NG BEATEN]

Hay Pokemaster guess wut




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DONT U WANNA PIECE OF DEZZZZEEE  

[Fidei Defensor]

Oh you know it baby.

c('')|;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;> Come to Papa. I promise he's clean.  

[CH1LDREN BE1NG BEATEN]

ROOOFFLLL THAT LOOKS LIKE A SWORD  

[Fidei Defensor]

CH1LDREN BE1NG BEATEN

ROOOFFLLL THAT LOOKS LIKE A SWORD

T__T I had to think of something; I can't whip out the other thing, because Crystal cut it off and pickled it. Besides, it's a knife....O_O Holy crap; That's a big ******** knife.  

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Fidei Defensor

CH1LDREN BE1NG BEATEN

ROOOFFLLL THAT LOOKS LIKE A SWORD

T__T I had to think of something; I can't whip out the other thing, because Crystal cut it off and pickled it. Besides, it's a knife....O_O Holy crap; That's a big ******** knife.

Crystal is going to need a very stern talking to. mad


i was going to make some sort of crack about nubs and the clitoris, but idk i'm not quite as cuttingly witty as i once was.  

[Fidei Defensor]

CH1LDREN BE1NG BEATEN

Fidei Defensor

CH1LDREN BE1NG BEATEN

ROOOFFLLL THAT LOOKS LIKE A SWORD

T__T I had to think of something; I can't whip out the other thing, because Crystal cut it off and pickled it. Besides, it's a knife....O_O Holy crap; That's a big ******** knife.

Crystal is going to need a very stern talking to. mad


i was going to make some sort of crack about nubs and the clitoris, but idk i'm not quite as cuttingly witty as i once was.

"...So Chef told me that if I really wanna schmooze a woman, I need to find the clitoris...What the does that mean?"

I shall accommodate your lack of a witty response with yet another standard-issue Neopets response: "REPORTED". XD I don't know what the hell kind of weed I was smoking to think those forums were actually good for something, besides maybe random (but technically clean) debauchery.  

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Fidei Defensor

CH1LDREN BE1NG BEATEN

Fidei Defensor

CH1LDREN BE1NG BEATEN

ROOOFFLLL THAT LOOKS LIKE A SWORD

T__T I had to think of something; I can't whip out the other thing, because Crystal cut it off and pickled it. Besides, it's a knife....O_O Holy crap; That's a big ******** knife.

Crystal is going to need a very stern talking to. mad


i was going to make some sort of crack about nubs and the clitoris, but idk i'm not quite as cuttingly witty as i once was.

"...So Chef told me that if I really wanna schmooze a woman, I need to find the clitoris...What the does that mean?"

I shall accommodate your lack of a witty response with yet another standard-issue Neopets response: "REPORTED". XD I don't know what the hell kind of weed I was smoking to think those forums were actually good for something, besides maybe random (but technically clean) debauchery.

ROFL. I ONLY USED TO REPORT PEOPLE WHEN I WAS PISSED OFF AT THEM.

then i would sort of lurk on the boards which they might have been inhabiting and look for any other excuse to get their accounts frozen.

and o lawd, that is practically the only thing i remember about the south park movie.  

[Fidei Defensor]

"Kenny! Good, you're alive! But we replaced your heart with a baked potato...You have four seconds to live."...""

Remember back when we all inhabited the same Anime Chat room on those boards, and how every other day some kind of dramatic argument would come along and turn the thread into a freaking soap opera? We were such nooblet tweens back then, I swear..."Wut, u're leiving? OK fine, I see wut frends mean to u guys, and i wil not leve after all. Yu have shown me th way."