Worst Things You Can Ever Say As A Pagan

[CuAnnan]

What I am about to post came from a lineaged third degree alexandrian.
"The Fír Bolg rampaged over Ireland the first week of last month and Boanna fed them with of the nine hazelnuts*"
"Your Goddess is not Annan, it is Boanna and she only has nine priests in the entire world and she has chosen you"
Sorry, used wrong case of the word
*the nine hazelnuts is a reference to how Boanna ascended to Goddesshood, they are the hazelnuts of wisdom which fell into a pool which she drank of (and from whence the salmon of knowledge came)
The funny thing is, at that time, I put out hazelnuts as part of my personal worship and they dissappeared overnight.
IT MUST HAVE BEEN THE FEERBULGS  

[Eshmasesh]

[Bavi]

Eshmasesh

Aesi

Eshmasesh

TeaDidikai

The lack of awareness of gender doesn't bother me that much. Most people here think I'm a woman. ~shrugs~

You're not? gonk

o0 You aren't?

Phew, at least I'm not alone in this xp

TeaDidikai

My gods made me female. Period. Had they made me something else, we would be having a different conversation.

I think she was kidding; otherwise, I'm damned confused. gonk

...yeah, I actually remember reading that somewhere now.

TeaDidikai

Got my point across though- eh? wink

Curse you and your logical traps xd  

[TeaDidikai]

reagun ban

What I am about to post came from a lineaged third degree alexandrian.
"The Fír Bolg rampaged over Ireland the first week of last month and Boanna fed them with of the nine hazelnuts*"
"Your Goddess is not Annan, it is Boanna and she only has nine priests in the entire world and she has chosen you"
Sorry, used wrong case of the word
*the nine hazelnuts is a reference to how Boanna ascended to Goddesshood, they are the hazelnuts of wisdom which fell into a pool which she drank of (and from whence the salmon of knowledge came)
The funny thing is, at that time, I put out hazelnuts as part of my personal worship and they dissappeared overnight.
IT MUST HAVE BEEN THE FEERBULGS

Or a rodent...

OR A CRAZED FLYING SALMON!

ninja

Or a wise salmon that was so wise it knew how to sproud legs and walk.

Eshmasesh

quote="TeaDidikai"]Got my point across though- eh? wink

Curse you and your logical traps xd
There was no logic there.  

[Henry Dorsett Case]

TeaDidikai

Or a wise salmon that was so wise it knew how to sproud legs and walk.

Two things immediately jumped to mind:

First:
Donchu be dissin the Sahagins! Those effers can bite for like 3d4 damage!

Second:
If I an skeptical of the existence of such a fish, does that make it a Salmon of Doubt?  

[Eshmasesh]

TeaDidikai

There was no logic there.

Eshmasesh

Curse you and your logical traps.

ne, I couldn't think of the word I was searching for, so I just slapped on logical.

...
"Wiccan isn't witchcraft. They are two different things, one's a religion and the other many believe is a religion but it is a subcatagory of goth itself. I'm not going to agure but I'll tell you what is the truth."  

[Kal Eldritch]

Eshmasesh

...
"Wiccan isn't witchcraft. They are two different things, one's a religion and the other many believe is a religion but it is a subcatagory of goth itself. I'm not going to agure but I'll tell you what is the truth."

THat's stupid enough that I can believe that someone actually said it. O_o  

[blindfaith^_^]

Sovereign of Darkness

Eshmasesh

...
"Wiccan isn't witchcraft. They are two different things, one's a religion and the other many believe is a religion but it is a subcatagory of goth itself. I'm not going to agure but I'll tell you what is the truth."

THat's stupid enough that I can believe that someone actually said it. O_o

Because someone did. The person tried to argue that witchcraft was founded by Goths to be cool.

...then another person stepped into the discussion and proclaimed that Goth was a religion way back in the day so it is possible for witchcraft to have its roots there and still be a religion. It was priceless.  

[Henry Dorsett Case]

blindfaith^_^

Because someone did. The person tried to argue that witchcraft was founded by Goths to be cool.

Wow. That's so broken.

Quote:

...then another person stepped into the discussion and proclaimed that Goth was a religion way back in the day so it is possible for witchcraft to have its roots there and still be a religion. It was priceless.

Goth...religion? I suppose "Celt" and "Pict" were religions, too?  

[Eshmasesh]

blindfaith^_^

...then another person stepped into the discussion and proclaimed that Goth was a religion way back in the day so it is possible for witchcraft to have its roots there and still be a religion. It was priceless.

Just one person? There was like one different person coming in every five pages claiming that wicca was centuries old and innocent wiccans were killed during the witch burnings. That thread's dead now right? I hope it is.  

[Tsuzuki]

reagun ban

The funny thing is, at that time, I put out hazelnuts as part of my personal worship and they dissappeared overnight.
IT MUST HAVE BEEN THE FEERBULGS

sry ninja  

[blindfaith^_^]

Eshmasesh

Just one person? There was like one different person coming in every five pages claiming that wicca was centuries old and innocent wiccans were killed during the witch burnings. That thread's dead now right? I hope it is.

It was alive and well yesterday afternoon. They had moved on to agrueing Wicca as a nature releigion where the main deity was the Goddess or mother earth herself and they were also discussing whether or not Chrisitianity is on the decline or in danger of severe perescution in America.  

[jaden kendam]

I do not know if anyone has done these, but here goes:

I am the Chosen of Loki and have casted a love spell, but every girl I meet steals something from me.

Girl: I am a wicca and I cast "trap the soul spells on people all the time" and have not had any repurcussions.

Girls: We did a seance and Bruce Lee told us that Brandon Lee was killed by his wife. She put the real bullet in the gun.

At Starwood Festival: Aw, he wont mind if I touch and swing around his ceremonial sword.

That lecture by Ravenwolf on what it meas to be Wicca was very inspiring.

Wicca worships Gaia. *That was in a thread just the other day.

To hell with it, there is too much good wordage than for me to quote it all day. http://www.gaiaonline.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=16642003&page=111#900823114

pay attention to Lady Magnolia. Some of you will laugh, some will cry, some will become flabberghasted.  

[jaden kendam]

Dragon_Witch_Woman

Sevendreams

Dragon_Witch_Woman

TeaDidikai

Dragon_Witch_Woman

Fire!

Wind!

Water!

Heart!

GO PLANET!

We're the Planeteers and you can be one too. Saving our planet is the thing to. The power is yours.  

[blindfaith^_^]

deadmanjake

Dragon_Witch_Woman

Sevendreams

Dragon_Witch_Woman

TeaDidikai

Dragon_Witch_Woman

Fire!

Wind!

Water!

Heart!

GO PLANET!

We're the Planeteers and you can be one too. Saving our planet is the thing to. The power is yours.

Captain Panet: The Power is yours!

Someone at my school is totally trying to make a live remake of that right now, its destined to be hilariously awesome  

[TeaDidikai]

deadmanjake

Dragon_Witch_Woman

Sevendreams

Dragon_Witch_Woman

TeaDidikai

Dragon_Witch_Woman

Fire!

Wind!

Water!

Heart!

GO PLANET!

We're the Planeteers and you can be one too. Saving our planet is the thing to.

Looting and Polluting is not the way! Hear what Captain Planet has to say!