<<_Innocent Friends_>>

[Naokiru Michiyuki]

xDDD

I wish I had an innocent friend like you! XD because well.. mine.. are greatly informed on sex, be it gay, lesbian, straight and with toys.. sweatdrop domokun yeah, we have many disussions that are related to sex! 3nodding  

[User_2629207]

Naokiru Michiyuki

xDDD

I wish I had an innocent friend like you! XD because well.. mine.. are greatly informed on sex, be it gay, lesbian, straight and with toys.. sweatdrop domokun yeah, we have many disussions that are related to sex! 3nodding

Rulin' ya universes...

My friends don't know ANYTHING... 'cept for Kimmie.
xD It's pretty funny.

...since 1992.

 

[Mika_Clari]

Here's some fun...maybe only I think it's funny though.

So my friend and I were talking about Family Studies where she had to take home one of those baby dolls that records how you treat it and I like to tease her about who the daddy is. She answers "No one. It was a hit-and-run." What she meant was "one-night stand". It's so funny because it's true. rofl

Some time later, I bought Junjou Romantica Vol. 1 and my sister wondered what kind of manga I bought. I kept warning her that it wasn't her style and that she she would regret it. So it was 1:00 in the morning and she comes knocking at my door. She hands the book to me and says, "I don't want this in my room." in a horrified voice. sweatdrop Good times...  

[Auxra]

Yep, and that's EXACTLY how I used to be or started off... sweatdrop
(sad much?)

 

[Aster_Harlow]

My friend started out as innocent. He's 14 and he didn't know what a b*****b or what porn was.

My best friend and I had to tell him since we're both like totally pervy and he'd be left out. It was rather quite sad actually.  

[Hal B Noire]

I've yet to encounter such an issue, considering I'm 21 now. I'm practically surrounded by people who understand perverse terms and such. xd  

[yukaritomo]

This happened to my oh so innocent friend. We were playing a game online and one of our other gay friends logs on and then this happened

guy:my bum has been penetrated
girl: O.O what did you sit on something? are you ok?

Everyone else got it and finally someone had to explain it to her, not me though.  

[protecterofelements]

there are no innocent friends anymore  

[Tsuki Nushi]

I learned everything I know about yaoi and slash from Fan fiction (the really good ones). Then I taught my friends  

[anime_kitty_8791]

All of my friends are perverted. I'm one of the most perverted among them though. But still, I like them that way. It's no fun when you're saying something that you intend to be perverted and nobody gets it. Same when you say something that COULD be taken pervertedly even if it's not intended (and/or you don't even notice it yourself until someone starts laughing) and nobody does anything. Perverted friends make life so much more interesting.

Please help them grow! Click on them! Don't let these poor babies die!

 

[bandaidd]

Hmmm. Interesting thread.
Trying to figure out where I am really.
Gang raped at age 8.
Didn't know what was happening or what a whore was, even though I was officially one after that.
Aside from that, virgin until I married and straight since then.
Have read more straight erotica.
Have several gay friends (3 couples currently) and a few singles, looking.
I'm a nurse, so the couples will sometimes ask me for medical advice.

"my bum hurts"
I ask all the usual questions and find out he denies penetration with his partner of 6 years" eek  

[Kamia Kimura]

lol that's so cute! i have a friend like that too:
Friend: what are you reading?
Me: Loveless...
Friend: Can i read?
Me: ...ok?
---30 minutes later---
Friend: Why does that girl like that other girl?
Me: what other girl?
Friend: that one... *pointing to Ritsuka*
Me: o.O ... that's a boy!
Friend: r-r-really?! oh sorry!
Me: it's ok... relax...
Friend: then that person he's kissing is a girl right?
Me: O.o nooooo.....
Friend: *blushing really hard* w-what?
Me: it's called yaoi for a reason...
Friend: yaoi?
Me: male male relationship....
Friend: O.O
poor girl was shocked for a while....  

[User_2629207]

"Seriousness is the refuge of the shallow."

:3
I have a friend.
And she is oh so innocent.

Me: I remember that pineapple yoghurt I used to have...
Amando: There was pineapple yoghurt?
Me: yeah... and it looked REALLY...uh...y'know xD PLUS it was pineapple flavoured so it was like double awesomeness.
Amando: you mean it looked like...?
Me: Yup!
Adriana: But wouldn't it have to be clear to look like urine?

And here's something else;
Me and my friend were talking about shippings etc.
And Adriana goes "But where are you shipping them to?"
WE DIED.

- Oscar Wilde.

 

[Sonnel Blackburn]

*sigh* I remember when I was once young and naive.

This happened when I was fourteen or fifteen,(years ago) and two girls at a table were talking about a d***o. I thought the word sounded funny and turned to my friend sixteen year old friend Sam. The following conversation happened exactly like this:

Me: *innocent and big eyes* Sammy? What's a d***o?
Sam:*blushes madly* Uh...it's a...and when you use it...it's...yeah. You know what I mean?
Me:*cocks head and frowns* No...I have no idea what you mean.
Sam: So, you read right? Read any good books lately?
Me:Erm...*notices abrupt shift and conversations but doesn't comment* Yes...I have...

Good times, Good times.  

[Shard Of Ronin]

It goes WHERE?! gonk