Make up an outrageous lie about the guy above you

[Al-aaraaf]

The person above me is really John Wilks Booth.  

[lurichan]

Al-araaf is secretly a member of the al-quida (sp?) and has gone into the guild in order to find out the secrets behind government in order to dismantle the US government.  

[Gwylliam]

Lurichan was once awarded a Bendy Bully for outstanding darts prowess. She then proceeded to eat it... wink  

[zz1000zz]

Gwylliam spends all of his free time calling up random people and saying testily, "Yes?"  

[EvFaerAshlynn]

zzl000zz is really an 87-year-old nudist man who was buried alive in Brazil for 30 years.  

[WeissVicious]

EvFaerAshlynn likes to fingerpaint on her neigbor's pick-up truck and actually tries to pick it up to make herself feel like superwoman...and she gnaws on the tires thinking it tastes like licorice..  

[Omega_Dragoon_Wolff]

LatinoHeatZero is a girl who thinks their a guy who thinks their Michal Jackson  

[[-Alluring Enchantress-]]

The guy above me likes to dress up in frilly pink dresses...  

[IY_and_MCR]

lurichan

Becca likes to lick her cats.

That brought back memories of a haunting video I saw.



The person above me has been arrested twice for doing unnatural things with ketchup.  

[zz1000zz]

The girl above me was arrested as an accessory to those crimes.  

[EvFaerAshlynn]

The girl above me is Lily Potter's cousin's daughter. That means she's distantly related to Harry Potter.  

[2aetH]

EvFaerAshlynn secretly produces frozen bovine secretions in her spare time....muwahahaha.  

[Al-aaraaf]

Raethyn Sarachael is secretly making her life an EXACT copy of Martha Stewarts.  

[Omega_Dragoon_Wolff]

Al-araaf IS Martha Stewart  

[zz1000zz]

The person above me wants to be Martha Stewart. He also spends two hours a day tending to his shrine to Martha Stewart, while holding mass every Tuesday at 3:00 AM.