Super random awesomeness (formerly introduce yourself)

[Lanie_may_702]

*looks into portal and yells*
NO! You two come back! That wasn't part of the plan!
*realizes plan won't work*
Dammit!  

[Dred Noboru]

BLARG!  

[mathwl1020]

*touches something and everyone turns inside out*
umm, oops
*touches something else and everyone turns back, but jerry springer and maury povich turn into giants and start stomping on people*  

[Krell356]

*yells out* Quit touching stuff! We're just in here to get shadow. *grabs shadow and brings her back to the portal*  

[The Shadow-Star]

*lands on butt*
weird....
*spots the giants*
DEATH FEST!
*pulls out athame*
hay everybody ya likey me new athame? now then. to bless it...
...
WITH BLOOD!!!
*charge!*
*stabs one giant to death*
TAKE THIS, JERRY!!! MAURY IS SO MUCH BETTAH!!!!! *stab stab stab*  

[mathwl1020]

*touches something else and shadow's athame disappears*
umm, opps again
*touches yet another thing and people start changing into little grey blobs*
sorry
*touches something else and everyone turns back, but now everyone has tails and wings*
Hmmm, this one's not bad  

[Krell356]

... *walks back into the portal, hits a bunch of things that change everything back to normal except Matt is now in a cage with 3 locks, and closes portal* There, now I don't have to worry about you making the sun explode or something.  

[Lanie_may_702]

*pulls out stick and starts poking matt*
POKE! POKE! POKE!  

[Krell356]

Ha ha ha, see Matt you deserve this one for trying to pull the same thing on me. *pulls out stick and also begins poking*  

[The Shadow-Star]

yall are such children.
*whips out flamethrower*
im a big girl. mrgreen
*blasts Matt with flamethrower*
THATS WHAT YOU GET FOR TAKING AWAY ME ATHAME!!!  

[Dred Noboru]

Athame?  

[Krell356]

No clue Dred, but I think of her reaction as what mine would be if someone took away a chocobo from me.  

[mathwl1020]

*breaks out of cage with power of pure awesomeness*
Mwa-ha-ha-ha-ha! I am out!
*goes back into hole in reality and starts touching things*
*random and strange crap starts happening*  

[Krell356]

*Matt turns into a dog turd and can no longer press buttons* now you see that's the kind of thing I was trying to avoid Matt *points at his hair* Blue is not my hair color. *fixes averything except Matt* Now you are going to stay like that unless some one fixes you, or begs me to on your behalf.  

[mathwl1020]

*falls into button and turns back to normal*
I should stop touching things now and take a shower
*takes a shower*