Weirdest reasons for not coming into Work / School.

[Okami Hatake]

I desided that today was a 'Cant go to school' natinal day that only I know about beaces I take about it with the Presadent  

[II--T-r-i-x-i-e--II]

That duck ate my shoes  

[PrincessAngelicGoddes]

I was too tired to walk to school.  

[Bronze Ibis]

I did go to school... just not my school...  

[PrincessAngelicGoddes]

O rly?  

[LilySeret]

I stayed home one day cuz I wanted to watch anime.  

[Bronze Ibis]

There was a test today and I thought you wouldn't want to give it to me.  

[Crystal Void]

I ate my school.  

[Jade Gale]

My dog ate me  

[PrincessAngelicGoddes]

I was talking to a bunch of suspended students.  

[Cyborg Bears]

because i didn't do my homework and didn't want to have to explain to her that homework makes me doubt my skillz  

[Crystal Void]

I got high on catnip  

[Jade Gale]

I'm frind who was suposed to pick me up got high on catnip!  

[URL-Length]

My sister lays down on top of me and doesn't let me go.

 

[Zariah Khi]

I hate sOme damn students there...
like those who always stares at you with no reasons at all