[Game] Ask a Silly Question, Get a Silly Answer

[CoyoteXendo]

because it's magic. or its further proof that gaia just doesn't care. take your pick. (btw, i grabbed your booty. ka-ching!)

why did my professor send out an e-mail saying class was canceled 10 minutes before it started?  

[Jaaku-san]

Because (s)he was being held at gunpoint by the freedom fighters of the Society for More Free Time.

Why have I never noticed Gaia's IM function before the current layout change?  

[CoyoteXendo]

because your internal sensors were blocking it from your awareness

why am i tired until i drink caffiene?  

[Lady Tsukiko Kuonji]

Because a special galnd behind your nose that produces ifflinn, which is what makes you love yaoi, and only exists in some people, needs caffeine or it will malfuction and send out a soporific into your bloodstream instead.

Why do migranes make me puke?  

[CoyoteXendo]

because they're the antithesis to your cuteness and make your insides all mixed up

why do people let themselves be pressured into doing things they don't want to do and then spend all day complaining about it when they can just say no?  

[SungJewel]

Cause the little devil changes into the one things that person cant resist and the one thing forces them to do the bad thing. The the angel come back later and makes us complain against out will.

Why cant I hang out the bishi's at my school only cause there jrs?  

[Jaaku-san]

Because age difference is a mighty barrier that only the Prophesied few may cross.

Why can I never seem to wake up when I don't have plans for the day?  

[TotalEclipse69]

Because caffene is pumped into the plans we make everyday, hence the reason why when llamas cry out into the nightsky when they have nothing to do they fall asleep.... also why we get bored and fall asleep ;D

so i was walking around the corner of my street right, and i wanted to know why the grass next to my molestified cownipple farm was turning light purple with a slight neon glow.... can you tell me that?  

[Jaaku-san]

Clearly they are growing uranium, and it's almost ripe.

Why is a raven like a writing desk?  

[CoyoteXendo]

because they both torture students (if you get the reference treat yourself to a cookie)

why is being perverted unacceptable?  

[Lady Tsukiko Kuonji]

Because long ago, the rat tricked Perverted and made him late to tha great party in the sky. ((If you get the reference, kudos!))

dramallama <- why is that so badly animated?  

[CoyoteXendo]

because it's from a porn site

why do we only care about cute animals?  

[Drakie Cakie]

I will not bow, I will not break.

. . .
Because their fluffiness brainwashes you into making you do things for them. It's all an evil conspiracy.

Why are pubes curly?
. . .

I

am not proud, cold-blooded, fake.  

[Terix_FM]

because our crotches get so warm they curl up in the heat.

. . . why do we have pubes in the first place? neutral  

[Sacrifice Kaigen]

Because the evil hair giver said our crotches would be too cold with out them, so they gave us a permanent winter coat.

Why don't they ever include long walks on the beach while being completelt naked in yaoi animes?