I drove my tractor through your 'aystack last night
(ooh arr ooh arr)
I threw me pitchfork at your dog to keep quiet
(ooh arr ooh arr)
Now somethin's tellin' me
That you'm avoiding me
(ooh arr ooh arr)
Come on now darling you've got something I need
Cuz I got a brand new combine harvester an' I'll give you the key
Come on now let's get together in perfect harmony
I got twenty acres
An' you got forty-three
Now I got a brand new combine harvester an' I'll give you the key
She made I laugh ha ha
I'll stick by you, I'll give you all that you need
(ooh arr ooh arr)
We'll 'ave twins and triplets I'm a man built for speed
(ooh arr ooh arr)
And you know I'll love you darlin'
So give me your hand
(ooh arr ooh arr)
The thing I want the most
Is all they acres of land
Cuz I got a brand new combine harvester an' I'll give you the key
Come on now let's get together in perfect harmony
I got twenty acres
An' you got forty-three
Now I got a brand new combine harvester an' I'll give you the key
Ooaah she's a lovely bit of stuff an' all
For seven long years I've been alone in this place
(ooh arr ooh arr)
Eat, sleep, in the kitchen, it's a proper disgrace
(ooh arr ooh arr)
Now if I cleaned it up would you change your mind
(ooh arr ooh arr)
I'll give up drinking scrumpy and that lager and lime
Cuz I got a brand new combine harvester an' I'll give you the key
Come on now let's get together in perfect harmony
I got twenty acres
An' you got forty-three
Now I got a brand new combine harvester an' I'll give you the key
Who loves ya baby ha
Weren't we a grand couple at that last wurzel dance
I wore brand new gaters and me cordouroy pants
(ha ha ha)
In your new Sunday dress with your perfume smelling grand
We had our photos took and us holding hands
Now I got a brand new combine harvester an' I'll give you the key
Now that we'me both past our fifties I think that you and me
Should stop this galavanting and will you marry me
Coz I got a brand new combine harvester an' I'll give you the key
Aahh yu're a fine looking woman and I can't wait to get me 'ands on your land