stupid question stupid answer!

[Zapatorf]

Um... heroine? Arent' those the things that drop from the sky in tights and stop the bad guys? Those come in brands?

OH! You mean HEROIN!!

Video games and a girl.

Where is home?  

[AbideByReality]

At that flaming taco stand

Why is the sky blue?  

[Zapatorf]

Because it couldn't be bothered to be any other color.

What rhymes with orange?  

[AbideByReality]

Forty-two of course!

Why did the chicken cross the road?  

[Fairy Alchemist 96]

Because he just wanted to,but of course,people have to ask WHY he crossed the road....Why can't we just live in a world where chickens aren't questioned for crossing roads? crying


Who changed the world from green to blue?  

[Zapatorf]

Oops, did you notice that?
Sorry. sweatdrop


What's the most wonderful time of the year?  

[Fairy Alchemist 96]

TWILIGHT TIME! scream mrgreen

How come the sky goes red....And then black....And then whitishy and the blueish?  

[Lilmagical_star]

Because my mom said so.

What do the numbers 713705 do on a calculator?
(^ not actually a stupid question for certain people rolleyes )  

[Zapatorf]

It spells a circus, duh.

What does a carnivore eat for breakfast?  

[Fairy Alchemist 96]

My chicken phone.

Who is Mr.Devine?

VVVVVV
My
Boyfriend....
Hehe.  

[Zapatorf]

Your chicken phone.
What color rocks loudest?  

[AbideByReality]

Black of course!

Why did the lion eat my orange nachos?  

[Fairy Alchemist 96]

Because you stole his chicken phone.

Why can't Petty Pirahna open his eyes?  

[Sayd MK X]

because I stole them BWAHAHAHAHA
do boxer shorts box?  

[Moleje]

Like a kangaroo on stilts they do!

Who is Kaiser Sosai?