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 Posted: Tue Apr 11, 2006 6:16 pm
Smile.and.forgive If he's so nice how come he's not here to back you up? ... Why am I arguing? I feel mean ._. 
xd Good point. But I'm not really try to argue either
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Posted: Tue Apr 11, 2006 6:21 pm
So how are you this fine rainy day? My Biology teacher is awesomely funny, especially for an old bald guy. I was reading my book 'Speak' and he was lecturing. All of a sudden he grabs my book and reads out loud to the class. "She takes Him by the arm and pulls him closer. As they embrace they kiss hard and start undressing each other!" He talks to me and tells me I shouldn't be reading pornographic novels. I and the whole class laugh because we know it's not really a pornographic novel. He does that to everybody reading a booko other than the Biology book.
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Posted: Tue Apr 11, 2006 6:29 pm
Smile.and.forgive So how are you this fine rainy day? My Biology teacher is awesomely funny, especially for an old bald guy. I was reading my book 'Speak' and he was lecturing. All of a sudden he grabs my book and reads out loud to the class. "She takes Him by the arm and pulls him closer. As they embrace they kiss hard and start undressing each other!" He talks to me and tells me I shouldn't be reading pornographic novels. I and the whole class laugh because we know it's not really a pornographic novel. He does that to everybody reading a booko other than the Biology book.
It's not raining here.
xd My brother had an english teacher that made fun of so many people, but my brother got moved from him (I don't know why and he didn't get in trouble) and then his spanish teacher, or they like to call him, Senor, He's old and he make fun of every boy that he teaches. He told my brother that he wrote Hebrew xd True I told him his handwriting stink, but I didn't know it was that bad.
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Posted: Tue Apr 11, 2006 6:30 pm
^ Lol. My French teacher did that to one of my comerades.
My science teacher is a [Insert mutiple words here]. stressed He loves to give detentions to his students. Once, I was only explaining something to my friend because she didn't understand something. Then, BAM! The teacher slamed his book in front of my desk. I freake out and he yelled "WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING??!! I'M SPEAKING AND YOU'RE A BOTHER TO ME!!". I tried to stay calm and replied "But Mr. Im only explaining to her someth-" "NO!! IF YOUR PARTNAR IS SMART, SHE WOULD HAVE RAISED HER HAND AND ASKED ME TO EXPLAIN TO HER! NOT YOU!" "But, Mr. she raised her hand 5 times and you never answe-" "GO OUTSIDE AND THINK OF YOUR ATTITUDE!!" "But..." "I SAID OUTSIIIIIIIDE!!!" "Ok. Fine..."
I have razy teachers... rolleyes talk2hand
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Posted: Tue Apr 11, 2006 6:37 pm
My brother spanish teacher said this to one of my brother's classmate: "Pretend I'm a women. I'm not listening" I laughed, but thought that was so wrong to say, considering he goes to an all boy school
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Posted: Tue Apr 11, 2006 6:54 pm
That reminds me of something from my book. Except it's switched around
- Teacher starts a debate about how his son didn't make the job he wanted. He makes the debate about America closing their borders. A smart student gets up and protests because it's going the teacher closed it -
Mr. Neck: "Mr. Perakis, Take your seat."
David Petrakis is never, ever in trouble. He is the kid who wins perfect attendance records who helps the staff chase down bugs int he computer files of report cards, I chew a hangnail on my pinkie. What is he thinking? Has he flipped, finally cracked under the pressure of being smarter than everyone?
David: "If the class is debating, then each student has the right to say what's on his mind."
Mr. Neck: "I decide who talks in here."
David: "You opened a debate. You can't close it just because it just because it is not going your way."
Mr.Neck: "Watch me. Take your seat, Mr Petrakis."
David: "The Consitution does not revognize diferent classes of citizenship based on the time spent living in the country. I am a citizen, with the same rights as your son, or your. As a citizen and as a student I am protesting the tone of this lesson as racist, intolerant, and xenophobic."
Mr. Neck: "Sit your butt in that chair, Petrakis, and watch your mouth! I try to get a debate going in here and you people turn it into a race thing. Sit down or you're going to the principal."
David stares at Mr. Neck, looks at the flag for a minute (the American flag), then picks up his books and walks out of the room. He says a milion things without saying a word. I make a note to study David Petrakis. I never heard a more eloquent silence.
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Posted: Tue Apr 11, 2006 6:57 pm
Wow...that's so brave 3nodding
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Posted: Tue Apr 11, 2006 7:02 pm
*arrives at the bar half naked* hey everyone!! like my body? Lol!! any girls like my sexy body? Lol!!
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Posted: Tue Apr 11, 2006 8:29 pm
... You may have seen this comming but... N00b stare
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Posted: Wed Apr 12, 2006 4:41 am
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Posted: Wed Apr 12, 2006 10:59 am
Kawaii_JPN_Boy *arrives at the bar half naked* hey everyone!! like my body? Lol!! any girls like my sexy body? Lol!! Lmao. Nice... whee
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Posted: Wed Apr 12, 2006 4:12 pm
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Posted: Wed Apr 12, 2006 7:08 pm
aZn_DaRk_AnGeL92 Smile.and.forgive If he's so nice how come he's not here to back you up? ... Why am I arguing? I feel mean ._.
xd Good point. But I'm not really try to argue either
I'm decided not to go to Japan! I don't feel like it...and I'm probably too stupid,
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Posted: Wed Apr 12, 2006 7:11 pm
OMG....se7en hitting a high note...heehee...<3
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Posted: Wed Apr 12, 2006 9:53 pm
Just another long night at the bar...
[WAITER]
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