The Corrupted Wish Game

[Tari_Dragonblade]

Granted, you win the lottary for a billion dollars. You're happy. Until that random knife comes flying through that window and kills you.

I wish everything I own didn't break -_-"  

[truly_viet]

granted but everything you touch breaks
i wish for a good wish  

[XxIxXAmXxDinosaurxX]

Granted but that wish is for everyone but you to be happy.


I wish to have a shield that protects me from the randomly thrown knife.  

[Tari_Dragonblade]

Granted, but it doesn't protect you from the randomly thrown axe.

I wish I wasn't so lazy  

[XxIxXAmXxDinosaurxX]

Granted but your lazyness is the only thing that protected you from being thrown into the sun by Chuck Norris. You are thrown into the sun by Chuck Norris.


I wish things would stop randomly flying at me!  

[truly_viet]

granted but the fly at you not randomly.
i wish i had more gold  

[XxIxXAmXxDinosaurxX]

Granted but moochers start PMing you.

I wish for skillz so chicks would dig me even more cool  

[Tari_Dragonblade]

Granted, you now have the skill to catch chickens without them getting angry at you. All the baby chickens (chicks cool ) like you too.

I wish I could think up a sarcastic comment for everything  

[truly_viet]

granted but people whack you ove the head due to smartarseness
i wish that i didnt lol too much xd  

[XxIxXAmXxDinosaurxX]

Granted but you don't laugh out loud enough.


I wish that the people who created the WASL WILL BURN IN HELL!!!! SCREW THEM!!! THOSE FRIKING RETARDS!!!PH!  

[truly_viet]

granted.they burm in hell so badly that you feel sorry and sellyour soul so their pathetic lives are spared.
i wish that my room isnt so messy  

[XxIxXAmXxDinosaurxX]

I only have 2 emotions, happy and mad. Therefor I wouldn't be able to feel sorry for them.

Granted but you no longer have a room.


I wish for an electric guitar.  

[Mirella Von Kier]

Granted, but it has a curse and you can't stop playing it. ._.

I wish I weren't such a silly coward. xD  

[truly_viet]

graned but you are a silly cow stressed
i wish i didn't ever have to cleanmy room and no bugs or animals come in  

[Mirella Von Kier]

*Moooo* 3nodding

Granted, but now you have to clean the living room. ._.

I wish that I could fly. O: