Vampire or Human?

[Rellik San]

nautilus pilot

Okay, THIS is where I have my rant.

What!.... makes kids think it's so cool and trendy, and spooky, to be a vampire? Firstly, there's nothing "goth" about vampires, secondly, going around sucking people's blood to stay alive wouldn't be fun (or romantic, as a CERTAIN series of novels lately implies), and third, it just makes you look stupid! "Looka me, I'm so much more badass because I drink blood from a drinking glass." I mean, seriously, whatever is wrong with being just... Idunno, a HUMAN. Humans don't have to return to their coffins. Humans don't need to be blood-sucking outlaws to stay alive. Humans aren't cursed and forsaken, and they will enjoy the eventual rest of death that a vampire won't enjoy, unless by such painful methods as stake-through-the-heart, decapitation, or melting!

So enough vampires!! You people put Bela Lugosi to shame...

In all fairness, my reasons for choosing to be a vamp are much more realistic. Faster and Stronger, so I can kick the crap out of the people that bothered me in school. Plus you know, the whole idea of how easy would it be to score with naive 17 year old girls that think vampires are hot?

I mean ******** romance, just flash my teeth, promise eternal life, voila they are melting on your hand.

Plus if I was a vampire, I would totally wear 3/4 lengths and an Hawaiian shirt, not this suited, booted, trench coat bollocks. biggrin

Ok ok, so I have to out live my friends, alternatively when I'm tired of life, I can just dust myself.

Yes my reasons suck, but they are a damn sight better then 'Cos its romantic'.  

[Henneth Annun]

I'd be a vampire for the kicks but it might infringe upon my ability to pull of crimes of epic porportions.  

[xXbandagedkneeXx]

vampire of course! mrgreen  

[Awesome Akwardness]

Actually, it wouldn't matter for me, because no matter what I am, I'm still gonna be the same loser stuck at home.... Being a vampire wouldn't make my life any cooler. smile And I'd probably be the only vampire who passes out at the sight of blood.  

[Scarlet Monroe]

I would want to be a Vampire, depending on what kind of vampire it is.  

[Henneth Annun]

Blackrose Kaire

Actually, it wouldn't matter for me, because no matter what I am, I'm still gonna be the same loser stuck at home.... Being a vampire wouldn't make my life any cooler. smile And I'd probably be the only vampire who passes out at the sight of blood.

That's bad evolution right there.... smile  

[sushi bomb]

Zombie hunter anyone? HEHE.  

[Kazza Reaper]

Vampire of course! The sun already burns me, vampirism just gives me [more] of an excuse to avoid it. Not to mention that fangs are sexy, and blood doesn't taste all that bad. Eternal life is just a quirk.  

[Shadowed Intent]

Also, I believe the people who would not like to be vampires may have chosen this because they may think that you would live life the same way you do now (in exception to drinking blood), however it would be different, you would not need to rush to do things, education and working would not consist of half of your life, and you would have time to do whatever it is that you wanted to do.  

[The_First_God_Zero]

What do you mean would you rather? Im already a vampire.  

[-XxPhantom_Dreamer-xX]

VAMPIRE all the way.id get to see a ton and blood actually doesnt taste bad at all! id also get to see societies slow decline!  

[Gothica_Fire of_Death]

-_- vampire  

[Digital Malevolence]

A few years ago I would have said vampire but now the thought of needing to live off of others drives me away. I don't need anyone to survive, and I want it to stay that way.  

[archangelry71]

i prefer vampire b/c u could b immortal  

[Angel_Text]

Vampire of course.