What Are Some Funny Ways To Die In Anime?

[the mazoku]

tell itachi that his brother likes boys.... wait. HE'LL die... of laughter. oh well.
[Naruto]

Give christmas candies to hitsugaya.
[bleach]


call Ed a small red bean.
[FMA]  

[SeraphicAssassin]

lock yzak up in a closet and when asked why, tell him that you wanted to see if his hair glows in the dark! rofl

[gundam SEED]  

[mAn-kAt]

Get eaten by a Buddha Statue

[Gantz (it did happen though it the show)]  

[Captain Kolita]

Tell Sakura that Sasuke loves Ino instead of her.(naruto) Call Konohamaru's tutor a super-perv in front of the hokage (naruto again) Pull InuYasha's dog ears while Seshomaru watches. (InuYasha) Tell Yuki that Aayame is going to start living with him, Kyo, and Shigure and move out of the main house (Fruits Basket) Bother Haru until he goes black and beats you to death. (Fruits Basket) xd  

[JigokuShoujosRevenge]

call kiba a kitty-cat [naruto]
poke mustang in the eye [fma]
call orochimaru a girl [naruto]
tell rena teddy bears aren't cute [higurashi no naku koro ni]
say ichigo is a pretty little strawberry [bleach]
tell jirobu to lose weight [naruto]
tell kimimaro orochimaru needs a sex change [naruto]
make out w/ sasuke in front of an all fangirls school [naruto]  

[Ritzgo]

Most funniest way to die is to die saving a girl that dosent even love you so she can cry about it 2 episode later  

[Zumae]

Run around in the headquarters of the Shinsengumi yelling that Mr. Hijikata likes to rape young boys and that he raped Tetsu last night.
(Peacemaker)  

[Zumae]

Tell Wolfram that you made out with Yuuri.
[Kyo Kara Maou]  

[lilbabysin]

Tell Howling Star he's been replaced
[Dragonauts]  

[Marindariin]

Call Chouji fat [Naruto]  

[Asphodel_Winter]

Braid Kanda's Hair.
Call Kanda "Yu"
Tell Koumui that you're going out with Lenalee (For boys)
Tell Kanda his hair's even glossier than yours.

[D. Gray Man]  

[aminea88]

Give Seshomaru a flea collar (inuyasha)

Offer Ed (or Hitsugaya from bleach) a stool to stand on during meeting so he can see. (FMA)

dye hitsugaya's hair pink (BLEACH)

Ask Tsunade (in the middle of an important meeting) if she got implants

Make Roy be a teacher in a all-boys school for a month (of course dont let him know its all boys until he gets there)



And even though this wouldn't get ME killed, I always wanted to see someone chop the bad guys head off in the middle of the bad guys ranting (you know how the bad guy alwasy flaunts about how he is the most powerful guy ever yatta yatte yatta...)  

[Shika-ino15]

kill Gaara (cause then Temari and Konkuro would kill you)

[Naruto]  

[D_8olphin]

Having Rukia behead herself while in a clown suit lol
i just made it up so i don't know if its that funny  

[oOMadammeOo]

Call Vincent Valentine's cloak a 'blankie'

{Final Fantasy VII}