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Smerdle rolled 1 12-sided dice:
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Total: 9 (1-12)
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 Posted: Tue Feb 28, 2012 12:24 pm
West snapped out of his self-pitying reverie to the squishy thumpy echoes of beatings.
Oh, right. He was in class. A class about... going in a cave and hitting things, apparently. The demon hurried forward, grabbing his own Taming Stick and towel, then following after his classmates. When he reached the wide cavern he stopped and stared at what was going down. It was marvelous.
Spotting a molerat clearly in need of some abuse, West let out a shout of glee as he swung his bat wide and smacked it across its surprisingly gargantuan nose. All of his troubles and unwanted feelings were forgotten for a brief moment, but then...
The thing exploded.
-_-
HP: 40/40
Molerat 1: exploded!
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Carhop Cavalier rolled 1 12-sided dice:
6
Total: 6 (1-12)
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Posted: Tue Feb 28, 2012 12:32 pm
The mole rat lunged at Gene once more, earning itself another quick whap on the nose from her taming stick. She expected it to bite once again in return, but it just stared at her instead. Those beady little eyes held so much adoration in them, Gene couldn't resist petting the poor thing. "You poor thing... it'll be better, okay?"
Another mole rat was approaching, fangs bared. Gene's stick was ready for action.
(Gene: 28/30
Mole rat 1: TAMED)
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NeoSeussi rolled 1 12-sided dice:
10
Total: 10 (1-12)
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Posted: Tue Feb 28, 2012 1:17 pm
Yin didn't need to push Alex's hand away. He let it drop down to his side again as soon as the weremantis reached up to wipe at his face with the towel. Though the look in Yin's eyes when Alex had been touching his face...it was pretty disappointing. It wasn't as though Alex was trying to make out with him or anything! But really, this was probably completely the wrong time to be dwelling on it, as another molerat approached and lunged at Yin as though it were going to bite him. Alex raised his own bludgeon, ready to smack the creature away if it got too close, but Yin appeared to be on top of things. And a fourth spray of blood and brains washed over the weremantis, this time a fair portion of it getting on Alex as well. He licked the blood off of his lips, and cocked his head curiously at Yin's words. "Hey, maybe that's all it is! Here, trade me?" He asked, though was already dropping the now gore covered towel to the ground and reaching for Yin's stick with one hand while shoving his own towards him. Another Molerat was quickly approaching, so Alex used the stick Yin had been using, giving it a smart rap on the nose. Of course it exploded. Yin's stick was magical. "HEY PROFESSOR?" Alex called. Wait, was she a professor? He actually didn't think so.. Oh well, too late now! "I think this stick is broken! It's blown up five molerats now! Should we keep using it?" As much as he enjoyed seeing Yin covered in brains, Alex had a feeling killing off all of the molerats had not quite been what the intended purpose of this class had been. He reached down and grabbed his towel from the floor, shaking it out and using it to wipe off the larger globs of gore sticking to his arms, face, hair...everywhere really. Since Yin was so uncomfortable with Alex touching him, he tried not to look at the weremantis to avoid the temptation. Molerat One: tamed
Molerat Two: tamed
Molerat Three: SPLODEY
Alex: 20/30 HP
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Smerdle rolled 1 12-sided dice:
9
Total: 9 (1-12)
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Posted: Tue Feb 28, 2012 1:33 pm
Wiping molerat guts off of his face with the back of his hand, West raised the Taming Stick in his other hand, catching another of the creatures as it ran past.
KA-BOOM!
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HP: 40/40
Molerat 1: exploded!
Molerat 2: exploded!
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ramenli rolled 1 12-sided dice:
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Total: 2 (1-12)
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Posted: Tue Feb 28, 2012 1:44 pm
Oh, so it was all the stick's fault? That was a relief. Yin tried not act too relieved at the news. But seeing the familiar sight of a head exploding, and not being the cause of it, was rather enlightening. He might have even grinned, and popped a bit of flesh stuck to his arm into his mouth. Alexander did not seem like he was going to touch him semi-inappropriately in public anymore, so all was well and good in his eyes.
He tentatively reached out to tap a new molerat in the head with the new stick, and was delighted to see that it did not explode. It did bite him back however, but the small bit of blood that welled up to the surface of his arm was nothing compared to what was already soaking him. "It seems like that is indeed the case!" He looked rather excited about the class again. As excited as a weremantis covered in gore could look. Which was...well pretty damn excited.
Molerat 1: Exploded
Molerat 2: Exploded
Molerat 3: Exploded
Molerat 4: Exploded
Molerat 5: 4/8 (yay stick change!)
HP: 24/30
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Smerdle rolled 1 12-sided dice:
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Total: 1 (1-12)
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Posted: Tue Feb 28, 2012 1:47 pm
"JACKDAMMIT!" he shouted, careful to keep his mouth closed tightly until all of the molerat chunks had hit the floor. West turned, narrowing his eyes at the nearest hairless menace and chasing after it with single-minded determination. Once he had backed it into a corner, he raised his bat high over his shoulder and swung it in the direction he was sure the beast was cowering.
He almost fell over when his bat met open air. Nothing. There was nothing there.
"What the..." West muttered as a pair of jagged teeth came out of nowhere and sank into his exposed side. "Hey!" The molerat attached to those teeth looked up at him as if to say 'QQ moar, son,' then trotted off as fast as its legs could carry it.
HP: 35/40
Molerat 1: exploded!
Molerat 2: exploded!
Molerat 3: 8HP
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Posted: Tue Feb 28, 2012 2:05 pm
Alex opted to no longer hit at any of the molerats with the stick that they now knew to be faulty and therefore dangerous. What if Alex accidentally hit Yin with it instead? That would be disastrous! Blowing up his boilfriend/bonded (Alex had no idea if the two were the same thing but since Yin had agreed that they were dating now, then why not?) would possibly be incredibly traumatizing. For both of them. No, he would wait for the professor...Moira..to respond before wielding the stick further.
So instead he just stood back and watched Yin go to work on another molerat, cheering him on as he managed to not blow this one up, but frowning in concern when it took a bite out of Yin's arm, possibly even snarling a little. But Yin was happy, and seemed to be much more enthused about the class now that he wasn't blowing things up anymore.
"You're doing great!" Alex urged. "Just..try not to get bitten again, please?" As though Yin could help that, and Alex had pretty much been bitten just as many times if not more at this point.
((The tally~))
Molerat One: tamed
Molerat Two: tamed
Molerat Three: SPLODEY
Alex: 20/30 HP
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ramenli rolled 1 12-sided dice:
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Total: 4 (1-12)
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Posted: Tue Feb 28, 2012 2:07 pm
Yin turned a bit to acknowledge that he understood. And the thing bit him again. So much for not getting bitten. He bonked it on the head as one should do to a field mouse (though he did not scoop it up first) and suddenly the thing was gazing at him adoringly.
That was weird.
He did not want to turn his back on it, so he moved back a couple of steps to try to keep his eyes both on it and Alexander.
It moved over a few steps.
Definitely unsettling.
"It was just a scratch," he confirmed, holding up an arm that was...well dripping with blood and other bits of goo, so it really did not explain much. He then looked at some of the headless corpses littered around them. "What do you think they will do with those? They look fairly tasty."
Molerat 1: Exploded
Molerat 2: Exploded
Molerat 3: Exploded
Molerat 4: Exploded
Molerat 5: Tamed omg *A*
HP: 21/30
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Posted: Tue Feb 28, 2012 2:10 pm
"Ooh, no... here, try this one." Moira shambled over to Xander and held out a fresh Taming Stick, glaring daggers at the 'defective' one. "Bad stick! Very bad stick!" she hissed at it, accusingly. Then she snapped it over one knee. Into surprisingly small splinters. Once the 'faulty' stick had been destroyed, her expression smoothed out into her customary bright smile. "There, all better! Go ahead!"
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Smerdle rolled 1 12-sided dice:
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Total: 1 (1-12)
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Posted: Tue Feb 28, 2012 2:12 pm
Swing, swing.
Miss, miss.
Bite, bite.
"GRRRRAAAAAGGGHHAAAHHHHH!"
HP: 30/40
Molerat 1: exploded!
Molerat 2: exploded!
Molerat 3: 8HP
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Smerdle rolled 1 12-sided dice:
10
Total: 10 (1-12)
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Posted: Tue Feb 28, 2012 2:16 pm
The molerat was getting tired. It knew it would soon have to turn and face its foe.
It turned.
It faced.
It exploded.
HP: 30/40
Molerat 1: exploded!
Molerat 2: exploded!
Molerat 3: exploded!
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Smerdle rolled 1 12-sided dice:
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Total: 12 (1-12)
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Posted: Tue Feb 28, 2012 2:33 pm
That was the last straw.
West spread his arms wide and turned his face toward the heavens, or in this case, the stalactites. He let out an impressively wrathful shout as he brandished his Taming Stick, glaring around the cavern in search of his next victim.
"The head... the head... hit 'em in the head," he chanted, identifying a particularly cranially-endowed molerat off in the distance and trotting toward it. If all these creatures were going to do was explode, West would make them explode.
"Take THAT, y'b***h," he growled, bringing the bat down hard on the molerat's head. At the last second the animal turned, the bat grazing its cheek instead of clocking it in the skull. It looked irritated for a moment, but that irritation swiftly turned to blind adoration.
West stared unblinkingly at the creature, waiting for the ka-boom, but no ka-boom came.
HP: 30/40
Molerat 1: exploded!
Molerat 2: exploded!
Molerat 3: exploded!
Molerat 4: TAMED!
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nekoluch rolled 1 12-sided dice:
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Total: 2 (1-12)
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Posted: Tue Feb 28, 2012 2:57 pm
It was time to go in. Acquired stick in hand and towel over shoulder, Levi greeted her first molerat with respect... and an aim to tame.
Like any old opponent, the tatzel looked at the rat right in it's wrinkled little nose and had at it with the whack of her stick. In turn, the mole rat retaliated with a claw to side. A hiss vented between her teeth on impact. Clearly, she'd hit it, but it wasn't going to be as easy as the tatzel had initially thought it would be to tame them by the looks of it.
Levi contemplated changing forms just to properly assert herself over the critter. Then decided against it due to the space. Too many students and rats around and her tail might whack more than she wanted.
Tiny form would work just fine.
HP: 37/40
Molerat 1: HP - 4
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nekoluch rolled 1 12-sided dice:
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Total: 10 (1-12)
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Posted: Tue Feb 28, 2012 3:37 pm
Alright, rat! Levi gave it fair warning, to prepare itself to see how it would defend, and rushed the creature with a good hit to the head this time. The results were deemed worse than her getting swiped at.
At the hit, the molerat's face burst and Levi was so close, she got a nice burst of guts right to the face. The bits dripped off her for a moment while she stood there in shock... she hadn't been prepared for this result despite all the guts around her, apparently.
HP: 37/40
Molerat 1: exploded
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nekoluch rolled 1 12-sided dice:
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Total: 11 (1-12)
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Posted: Tue Feb 28, 2012 4:01 pm
That was when Levi peered over to notice a certain wrath demon with a mole rat following after him... no. West had just tamed one before her? Impossible. Remembering the towel on her shoulder, the ghoul hissed again. No time fer that!
The next mole rat she took on would feel her own wrath. Like before, she went for the head, but this time across the jaw like a slap of satisfaction.
It worked. Levi's eye widened at the molerat giving a defeated whine before suddenly bowing its head. Yea... okay then. That's'a good rat. Let's go. She was testing the waters by taking a few steps. Yep. It was following.
Alrighty- Time to spot her next target.
HP: 37/40
Molerat 1: exploded
Molerat 2: TAMED
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