YO MAMA CONTEST GET FREE GOLD

[Tactless_Oddity]

...yo mama so fat, when she passed by the window, we lost 5 days of light......there is also this one: yo mama so stupid, she puts the newspaper on the tv and calles it 'paper view'.  

[lNCOHERENT]

ok.. please dont report me though!

Yo momma so old she breastfed dust.
Yo momma so stupid she thought an elevator was a mobile home.
Yo momma so dumb she bit a guy with a rainbow shirt and said "you dont taste like skittles at all!"
Yo momma so ugly she made chuckie cry.
Yo momma so ugly when she looked in the mirror it slapped her.
Yo momma so fat when she farts al gore accuses her for global warming!
Yo momma so dumb she saw a short person and asked, "Where's my gold?"
Yo momma so dumb she asked after she gave birth to you if she could put it back in.
Yo momma so ugly she made freddy kuger jealous.
Yo momma so fat when she was having sex with your dad he got lost.
Yo momma so big, she used your dad for a toothpick.  

[Alkyd]

yo mamma so ugly when she gets off the airport in japan the ppl scream godzilla
yo mamma so poor burglas break in and leave money
yo mamma so old when moses split the red sea he saw yo mamma fishin on the other side
yo mamma so fat god couldn't raise her soul from the dead
yo mamma so fat ppl scream beached whale when u go to the beach
yo mamma so thin she does the hula-hoop with a donut
yo mamma so hairy they filmed gorizalla in the mist in ur shower
yo mamma so fat she was born on tuesday and wednesday
yo mamma so ugly she walked into a haunted house and came out with a job applicantion  

[3nar45123]

Xxvoltaires_followerxX

...yo mama so fat, when she passed by the window, we lost 5 days of light......there is also this one: yo mama so stupid, she puts the newspaper on the tv and calles it 'paper view'.

MAMA HOOKER  

[e x c r p t s]

Yo mama's fart so smelly when she farted the military thought it was a terrorist attack!  

[Xxnemo_elmoxX]

Quantum Ace

To people who's mothers are dead:

"Yo mama so dead, that she aint coming back."

Defeats the opponent everytime XD not that I use it, but still, it's kinda fun, in a horrible way xD

no that's just messed up...  

[Xxnemo_elmoxX]

i know the contest is over i just wanted to post this since a yo mama joke>.<

Yo mama so fat she has her own gravitational pull.

xD  

[MK1Braton]

Yo mama so slow right-then she had you...  

[Dwitzy]

Hinata Uchiha-sama-"Yo mama so fat Naruto doesn't even believe it!!"  

[Mason Clark - BHFD]

Yo Momma so stupid, she thought Condoleezza Rice was a mexican side-dish. mrgreen  

[xXshy-hugzXx]

u momma so fat,when she jumped off the golden gate bridge,half of mexico got baptized!!  

[OwO_RANDOMNESS_OwO]

yo mama so fat wen god said let there be light she moved
yo mama so fat she got nation wide on her side
yo mama teeth are so yellow i cant believ their not butter
yo mama so fat she sat on a rainbow and skittles came out
yo mama so stupid she starved to death in a grocery store
yo mama so stupid she uses a ruler to count time
yo mama so stupid wen the computer said press any key to continue she couldent find the any key
yo mama so ugly she has to sneak up an water
yo mama so ulgy she leaned out a window and was arrested for moaning
yo mama so ugly she made an onion cry
yo mama so fat her pants size b***h LOSE SOME WEIGHT  

[RainbowScales13]

... 1-your mama is so fat when she saw a school bus full of white kids she sadi "a twinkie!"

2-your mama is so fat when dressed in red all the kids were like "the coolaid man! the coolaid man!"

3- you mama is so hairy she looks like king kong driving up your driveway

4- your mama is so hairy she was actually your daddy

5- your mama is so stupid that when she sat on the toilet she didn't know how to get back up again  

[RainbowScales13]

yo mama is so stupid she sold her computer to pay for internet

Yo mama is so fat her belt size is the EQUATOR!!!

Yo mama is so fat, that when she dresses in a yellow jacket, ppl yell 'TAXI, TAXI"

yo mama is so stupid she thinks paparazzi is a new kind of pizza at Dominos

yo mama so green that when the plants saw her they sang
"We are family!!"