The official bump thread!

[Krell356]

Not all, I knew one girl who plotted as many ways to keep her bed squeeking each night....... was almost my girlfriend, but she wasn't my type. Scary huh?  

[Hoshigiri]

Lawl, plotting ways to torture you. xd  

[Krell356]

just being hot and wearing a "no touching" T-shirt is torture enough, but no you females take it further by being hot and not interested in me. stare  

[Alister_King]

Aww dont be so sad Krell...no one is interested in you.  

[Krell356]

Yes and I bet your life has been lined with blood and gore, NEXT!  

[The Shadow-Star]

*steps up*
umm...
*ha cha cha cha ha cha cha cha ha chaddity ha chaddity ha chaddity cha!*
*dances while singing*
ta da!
......
this is the talent show try outs, right?  

[Krell356]

no it's the how fast can you murder yourself zone actually. I was hoping Matt would visit so I could help him along due to his inactivity.  

[The Shadow-Star]

murder yourself? thats suicide! Shadow is good at suicide!
*takes off shirt*
look below the boobies, Krell.
*waves arms at bomb*
not only am i killing myself, but im killing all of you too!
*mashes detonator button*
*EXPLOSION!*  

[Krell356]

*was too busy looking at knockers to realize the explosion killed him. in a twist of fate because he didn't notice, it didn't happen. is drooling* booooooobies.  

[The Shadow-Star]

imma bunny~
*hippity hop*  

[Krell356]

I would like to stare at bunny and make crude jokes but Dred said no.  

[Alister_King]

do it do it. yous knows yous wants to  

[Hoshigiri]

*pats Krell's head* Good boy. Also, since I wasn't here, I didn't get asploded. blaugh  

[Krell356]

*is still being an emo*  

[Dred Noboru]

never said you couldnt, just keep it pg 13