Weirdest reasons for not coming into Work / School.

[kokushibyou-_0]

because i got lost on the way to work.  

[ll Angelic Avenger ll]

i went to study the sphinx sir!  

[Bronze Ibis]

I thought you'd never notice.  

[URL-Length]

I need to go buy a bandaid

 

[Yllib213]

i crazy-glued myself to my computer chair accidentally and figured I may as well not even try to get out of it.  

[otakuspirit]

Ninja's came and stole my car and wallet.  

[Bronze Ibis]

I didn't think school was a requirement!  

[otakuspirit]

The apes told me not to go  

[Bronze Ibis]

I was gonna.  

[otakuspirit]

The wizard captured me  

[Bronze Ibis]

Sorry sir. I had to take someones village on tribal wars sir.  

[otakuspirit]

The Dwarf cut off my legs!  

[SuperGirl498]

My big toe got stuck in the bathtub faucet.  

[jellybelly96]

cuz its summer!  

[Bronze Ibis]

When you said 'take school seriously, or don't come back tommorrow' I decided not to come back.