Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer ..:::Game:::..

[AAX8]

because they got arrested before god made the universe.
y am i eating sun chips??  

[Dr Sciurus]

because anything else you try to eat liquifies at your touch
why must physics be so damn hard?  

[AAX8]

Because the guy who made it up hated people so much that he made it hard just to laugh at them when they fail.
y is my hair dark brown??  

[Laelaps]

Because your head needs to poo.

Why is the van across the street big?  

[AAX8]

So the perve in it can fit alot of kids in it!!
Why r u the next to get abducted by him??  

[The Delirium Trigger]

Because I'm simply better looking than you and he wasn't satisfied.

Why is my room green...?  

[AAX8]

Because u puke alot and it reminds u of barf.
y is my t.v big??  

[Dr Sciurus]

because all the tvs in the world are in a conspiracy to destroy us all
why the hell did i actually make that bet against the hystory chunin???  

[AAX8]

cuz ur a bad judger and u dont know losers wen u see them!!
y is my hair long??  

[The Delirium Trigger]

Because your inner woman is fighting to get out.

Why am I awesome?  

[AAX8]

Youre not, you just think you are.
Why do i not care whether youre awesome or not?  

[The Delirium Trigger]

Because you simply haven't been in the guild long enough to have heard of me.

Why is the earth round?  

[AAX8]

cuz venus is already square'
y is spongebob gay??  

[AAX3]

because the picture above u doesn't appeal to him
why are teeth white  

[Irako of the Desert]

click this egg, it wants to hatch!


Because they forgot what color they're supposed to be. (Code Geass reference! )

How come paper rips?


Click this pet too, it wants to grow bigger!