[Game] Ask a Silly Question, Get a Silly Answer

[dark_chocolateangel]

That is a long story. You see, long ago he used to be a Mr.Green icon, but his teeth were gold, not white. He and his clan believed this made them better then the other Mr.Green and told to white teeth Mr.Green that they too had to get gold teeth. However, the Mr. Green elder, a White Tooth, gathered all the gold teeth together and hit them on the head with the sacred weapon, the Gonk! They're teeth and they themselves switched colors, and they look like that because they're trying to hide their green teeth.

Do you know the Muffin Man?  

[Lady Tsukiko Kuonji]

Yes, yes I do. I steal his muffins every day.

Is Bubble Tea food or drink?  

[Jaaku-san]

He was delicious.

Where is your god now?!  

[dark_chocolateangel]

My God is on vaction in Vegas, and Bubble Tea is neither, its a bubble of tea o.0

Are yandere boys as awesome as I think they are?  

[Jaaku-san]

They are more awesome than you think they are because they scare awesome into submission.

What happens if you divide by negative zero?  

[dark_chocolateangel]

There's no such thing as negative zero though o.0 But I suspect if you divided -0 then -0 would no longer be a virgin.

Do you like waffles?  

[CoyoteXendo]

i'm terrified of waffles! they're always trying to eat me...

do you think that if you were on the moon and wanted to get to earth you could reach it if you just jumped really hard in its direction?  

[SungJewel]

No cause youd get swept away by spaces vacum cleaner.

Why is it that i have uncontrolable coughing every other month?  

[Lady Tsukiko Kuonji]

Because the moon affect the dust motes that way.

burning_eyes <-What did you do to him?  

[SungJewel]

He's half volcano so when he's angry he erupts.
How come I'm being forced to go to fail school dances?  

[CoyoteXendo]

they're hoping you'll turn them into win school dances

why are bosses always so annoying?  

[Jaaku-san]

It's in their job description; the more their employees hate them, the more they get paid.

Why do so many people take satirical songs literally?  

[Lady Tsukiko Kuonji]

Because space aliens have been performing radiation experiments instead of a**l probes recently. It's their new fashion, didn'cha know?

How come school administration is so damn stupid? (they messed up schedules. And decided to tell kids not to smoke- it won't work- and also banned us from eating in the corridors, and painted over pretty graffiti made by the art class last year- and put up uglier ones this year... yeah. stupid.)  

[CoyoteXendo]

because you don't actually have to have an education or intelligence to run the very thing that is supposed to bestow those qualities on others rolleyes

why does gaia keep reorganizing the layout in ways that don't make a difference?  

[Lady Tsukiko Kuonji]

Because they would rather attract nOObs than take good care of the veterans, DUH!
And of course, they had their minds swapped with cows.

Why is the short-circuited lightbulb still glowing? (the filament is messed) idea