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Who do you choose?
Pirates
37%
 37%  [ 15 ]
Ninjas
62%
 62%  [ 25 ]
Total Votes : 40


Shadow__Dweller
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PostPosted: Sat Jan 05, 2008 9:55 am
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But a pirate can't set foot on ninja land without being noticed.

Well he'd be stupid to set foot on it xp  
PostPosted: Sat Jan 05, 2008 12:29 pm
Ninja have snuck on ships before. In 1092 a band of ninjas was hired to take out a fleet of samuri ships. At night the burned 18 ships and killed 5 crews unnoticed.  

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Kalvaya

PostPosted: Sun Jan 06, 2008 4:09 am
Shadow__Dweller
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But a pirate can't set foot on ninja land without being noticed.

Well he'd be stupid to set foot on it xp


Or just mad enough to try it wink
 
PostPosted: Sun Jan 06, 2008 11:01 am
Team Ninja all the way!
http://askaninja.com/  

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Rose_the_Angel_of_Death

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PostPosted: Sat Jan 26, 2008 6:48 am
Shadow__Dweller
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Ninja will beat pirate in close range.

In close range yes, but would the ninja ever be able to find the pirate? It's a huge open sea out there...and Jack Sparrow knows how to run away wink xd


ninjas have far and close range  
PostPosted: Sat Jan 26, 2008 7:59 am
Why ninjas are better than pirates
Ninjas are more bad a** than pirates!
Ninjas have better hygiene, and they are less wasteful.
Ninjas always put the toilet seat down and wash their hands after going to the bathroom.
Ninjas kill everyone and they smell like fresh flowers.
Pirates are covered in guts and man-spackle. They have food in their teeth.

Ninjas also have magical ninjutsu powers and better credit at the bank.
Pirates have a slow payment history.
Ninjas eat more grains and are very regular.
Ninjas can kill with one finger.
Pirates dress like 80's hair metal bands.

Pirates are confused about their sexuality and overcompensate with excessive displays of macho bravado.
Ninjas listen to classical music, know the future, and are very confident.
Ninjas get all the hot girls, also, hot girls are ninjas!
Ninjas can kill someone and still get in an up-skirt shot.
Also ninjas rule!

Ninjas know how to cook without leaving a big mess.
Pirates wipe back to front, and they never wash.
Pirates are all co-dependent.
Ninjas make complicated desserts, like chocolate fondue or homemade ice-cream.
Ninjas are excellent hosts and know how to use a napkin.

Pirates leave their smelly socks in the middle of the floor.
Ninjas eat loads of fruit and vegetables and are all disease free.
Ninjas are polite and pleasant to be around and always offer to do the dishes after dinner.
Ninjas like to give backrubs without being asked, and they will tell you that you look nice and mean it.
Ninjas can levitate and run up walls.

Pirates never vote.
Pirates are cruel to animals, children, and old people.
Pirates never call when they say they are going to.
Ninjas will always bring some interesting video when they come to visit.

Pirates have fleas and old food particles stuck in their beards.
Pirates are thoughtless and will never hold the door for you.
Ninjas kick a** and are never wrinkly.
Pirates talk too much and never allow you to finish what you are saying.
Pirates often have colitis.

Ninjas can become invisible and always have sweets for visiting children.
Ninjas are very polite and never forget to say please and thank you.
Ninjas will send you poems to show you that they really care about you.
Also pirates sucks!  

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Second-In-Command-Of-Hell

PostPosted: Sat Feb 02, 2008 2:42 pm
The above post made me giggle like a lunatic, and I completely agree. <3  
PostPosted: Sun Feb 03, 2008 9:38 am
Second-In-Command-Of-Hell
The above post made me giggle like a lunatic, and I completely agree. <3

Damn you Kana stare  

Shadow__Dweller
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PostPosted: Sun Feb 03, 2008 9:40 am
HAHAHAHAHA! Pirates will always lose.  
PostPosted: Sun Feb 03, 2008 6:48 pm
Shadow__Dweller
Second-In-Command-Of-Hell
The above post made me giggle like a lunatic, and I completely agree. <3

Damn you Kana stare
Oh, Come now! I could be a ninja and be sooo stealthy that I could be LIKE a pirate. See, I win both ways. XD  

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PostPosted: Sat Feb 09, 2008 7:03 am
i don't think it going down stare
Ninjas Rule  
PostPosted: Tue Feb 12, 2008 2:08 pm
This is a trailer for an upcoming video:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pDI3kQnIbJ4  

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Shadow__Dweller
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PostPosted: Wed Feb 13, 2008 9:03 am
Second-In-Command-Of-Hell
Shadow__Dweller
Second-In-Command-Of-Hell
The above post made me giggle like a lunatic, and I completely agree. <3

Damn you Kana stare
Oh, Come now! I could be a ninja and be sooo stealthy that I could be LIKE a pirate. See, I win both ways. XD


I have no idea how that way of thinking can be understood whee sweatdrop  
PostPosted: Wed Feb 13, 2008 1:05 pm
NINJA!  

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KuRoAnGeL_826

PostPosted: Fri Feb 22, 2008 4:08 am
I go for ninjas...not just because I'm an naruto fun or anything like that...it's because they're cool...imagine running up the wall...defying gravity and all those sorts...

don't get me wrong I also like pirates but....ninjas are much cooler...  
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