Corrupt the Wish Game

[-Hellish Hatred-]

but no one gives a damn enough to work for it so it flys over everyone's head

i wish for stadium headlights on my car that turn night into day! Blinding every mutha****** who crosses my path!  

[Shadow__Dweller]

But animals freeze when they see them as they cross the road, and you run them over

I wish that the new monthly items will be guns!  

[Airforce Soldier]

But it turns you into a gun instead of holding it.
I wish the Naruto anime was already in episode for me to watch with english subtitles.  

[-Hellish Hatred-]

But instead you get Naruto with Bostwanian subtitles, and it's the Russian language.

I wish humans had absolutely no freedom.  

[Airforce Soldier]

But then they rise up and kill everyone.
I wish for pie.  

[-Hellish Hatred-]

as you wish it, so shall it be.
You have just been granted pi, the mathematical term! Enjoy.
I wish common sense was what it implied...common.  

[Shadow__Dweller]

I wish that too xp
but if everyone had common sense you wouldn't be able to laugh at stupidity, and you wouldn't feel clever either
I wish that men could give birth blaugh  

[-Hellish Hatred-]

I don't know if I can find a way to corrupt that one seeing as how i wish it too
Okay then, men see how painful it is and now stop having sex altogether!
I wish I had the outfit my avitar is wearing, damn that's hot!  

[Shadow__Dweller]

haha lol
But you'd be too cold and the crow might crap in your hair sweatdrop
I wish more people would enter the mascot contest  

[-Hellish Hatred-]

damn that's cold-blooded shadow
Wish granted.
So many people enter that the contest soon becomes a mayhem, and things go terribly wrong.
I wish my school vanished with everyone except me inside.  

[Shadow__Dweller]

haha whee I couldn't resist xp

but they might vanish to a better place..a different planet or dimension..and then you'd wish you went with them

I wish the free items on Gaia weren't crap  

[-Hellish Hatred-]

but they are...
So instead of crappy free gifts you get no gifts
I wish I'd get a free car  

[Synystre]

And I wish for a family that won't be such ******** a*****e but I don't get that!

I wish for everyone i hate to die.....  

[KuRoAnGeL_826]

wish granted....but you go along with them...listening to all they're crap...so are you happy now...

I wish for me to see these world die  

[Shadow__Dweller]

But you'd die with it
I wish it wouldn't rain tomorrow