What's grosser than gross? |
10 Sith apprentices in one garbage can! |
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1 Sith apprentice in 10 garbage cans! |
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Darth Venomisci's Lightsaber Training room floor! |
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The little "gifts" from Darth Scoobadoobacus' booty! |
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Darth Scabrous constantly slurping up the blood from his never-healing mouth wound! |
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DD-SCRAPS rolled 1 12-sided dice:
7
Total: 7 (1-12)
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Posted: Wed Mar 02, 2016 11:02 pm
omnom-chan DD-SCRAPS omnom-chan HARD(12-sided die)1-9=miss, 10-12=hit 80HPClass back in session~ omnom-chan = 250 Droid = 90 Oh, my! My first day on the job, and I already have a malfunctioning dodge system on this droid. Allow me to calibrate it while you attempt to calibrate your dodging mechanism on this thermal detonator. Woooah! New shiny droid! emotion_kirakira It'd be a shame if someone were to make it go "Sproing!" emotion_awesome I fail to grasp your *brzzzt!* sense of flashback humor. Was that last verbal assault directed toward myself or my manufacturer who only buys his parts at the Hollerin' Doller?omnom-chan = 90 Droid = 10
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Darkerdemons rolled 1 8-sided dice:
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Total: 4 (1-8)
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Posted: Wed Mar 02, 2016 11:04 pm
DD-SCRAPS Darkerdemons emotion_donotwant Warming up a little more! Darkerdemons = 250 points Droid = 250 points If you will not hold still, there will be an uneven cut and possible scarring on your outer casing.Darkerdemons = 250 Droid = 195 eek *panics and waves arms wildly* GYAHHHHH! Darkerdemons = 250 Droid = 195
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DD-SCRAPS rolled 1 12-sided dice:
8
Total: 8 (1-12)
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Posted: Wed Mar 02, 2016 11:04 pm
omnom-chan DD-SCRAPS omnom-chan Welcomes back the droid with open arms (◡‿◡✿) omnom-chan = 170 Droid = 90 Your dodging mechanism is working quite well, being. There. I've adjusted the speed of it's saber twirl to allow you to adjust your parry calibrations. The student tries to jam the droid with a lightning fast riposte. The droid you have been assigned is mostly just a pile of bolts at this time. However, the bolts are emitting deadly cadmium radiation.omnom-chan = 90 Droid = 10
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DD-SCRAPS rolled 1 12-sided dice:
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Total: 4 (1-12)
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Posted: Wed Mar 02, 2016 11:05 pm
omnom-chan DD-SCRAPS omnom-chan ...that have saber shivs attached to the end of them. (✿◠‿◠) omnom: 250 Droid: 90 omnom-chan = 90 Droid = 90 I believe you need to tweak your *brzzzt!* calibrations slightly, being. Allow me to slow the droid down a bit. *wheezes* You goin' easy on me? Shame I can't return that favor. *twirls around with sabers like a buzzkill* twisted omnom-chan = 90 Droid = 10 Your assigned droid seems to be able to produce just enough energy to shoot it's flamethrower mechanism at you.omnom-chan = 90 Droid = 10
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Darkerdemons rolled 1 8-sided dice:
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Total: 7 (1-8)
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Posted: Wed Mar 02, 2016 11:05 pm
DD-SCRAPS Darkerdemons emotion_donotwant Still warming up! Darkerdemons = 250 points Droid = 195 points Perhaps I am mistaken. I have performed a complete brain scan on you, and I have found nothing.Darkerdemons = 250 Droid = 195 ~.~; Well that's a relief... emotion_dowant Let's scan your system now! Darkerdemons = 250 Droid = 140
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DD-SCRAPS rolled 1 8-sided dice:
7
Total: 7 (1-8)
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Posted: Wed Mar 02, 2016 11:08 pm
Nia Phoenix Nia Phoenix = 195 Droid = 195 Nia dodged the darts by a quick dive under the droid, coming up behind it she again swung her plasma blade Nia Phoenix = 195 Droid = 140 I have made the necessary modifications to *brzzzt!* your assigned droid. It is now set to focus on removing your cranium from your chassis.Nia Phoenix = 140 Droid = 140
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DD-SCRAPS rolled 1 8-sided dice:
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Total: 3 (1-8)
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Posted: Wed Mar 02, 2016 11:10 pm
Nia Phoenix Nia Phoenix = 195 Droid = 140 AS SHE CAME AROUND SHE TRIED TO CONNECT WITH A ROUNDHOUSE KICK The droid has now been modified to attack with both it's blaster and it's saber.Nia Phoenix = 140 Droid = 140
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Darkerdemons rolled 1 8-sided dice:
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Total: 1 (1-8)
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Posted: Wed Mar 02, 2016 11:10 pm
ninja Hm... I'm not sure the scan looks that good... Might need some open wire surgery...
Darkerdemons = 250 Droid = 140
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DD-SCRAPS rolled 1 8-sided dice:
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Total: 6 (1-8)
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Posted: Wed Mar 02, 2016 11:11 pm
Nia Phoenix Nia Phoenix = 195 Droid = 140 jumping back she tried to use her free hand to blast the droid with lightning The droid's targeting systems seem to be malfunctioning. If you will kindly hold still for one moment, I may be able to make a slight adjustment.Nia Phoenix = 85 Droid = 140
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Nia Phoenix rolled 1 8-sided dice:
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Total: 4 (1-8)
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Posted: Thu Mar 03, 2016 11:23 am
Nia Phoenix = 85 Droid = 140
Nia took a couple of hits but for the most part remained unscathed, she put some distance between them before taking out her own blaster and firing off a round
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Nia Phoenix rolled 1 8-sided dice:
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Total: 3 (1-8)
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Posted: Thu Mar 03, 2016 11:24 am
Nia Phoenix = 85 Droid = 140
The droid was quicker than she anticipated, she holstered her blaster and took another swing with the lightsaber
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Nia Phoenix rolled 1 8-sided dice:
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Total: 1 (1-8)
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Posted: Thu Mar 03, 2016 11:25 am
Nia Phoenix = 85 Droid = 140
the adjustments made a big difference, she was having a difficult time landing a hit - she swung again
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omnom-chan rolled 1 12-sided dice:
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Total: 1 (1-12)
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Posted: Thu Mar 03, 2016 9:25 pm
DD-SCRAPS omnom-chan DD-SCRAPS omnom-chan HARD(12-sided die)1-9=miss, 10-12=hit 80HPClass back in session~ omnom-chan = 250 Droid = 90 Oh, my! My first day on the job, and I already have a malfunctioning dodge system on this droid. Allow me to calibrate it while you attempt to calibrate your dodging mechanism on this thermal detonator. Woooah! New shiny droid! emotion_kirakira It'd be a shame if someone were to make it go "Sproing!" emotion_awesome I fail to grasp your *brzzzt!* sense of flashback humor. Was that last verbal assault directed toward myself or my manufacturer who only buys his parts at the Hollerin' Doller?omnom-chan = 90 Droid = 10 The only assault you'll get is from me and my sabersaw! pirate If you mean Bossman, I can only say that I admire the absolute geniusness of Bossman for making a sentient droid out of the cheapest parts. emotion_kirakira
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omnom-chan rolled 1 12-sided dice:
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Total: 11 (1-12)
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Posted: Thu Mar 03, 2016 9:29 pm
DD-SCRAPS omnom-chan DD-SCRAPS omnom-chan Welcomes back the droid with open arms (◡‿◡✿) omnom-chan = 170 Droid = 90 Your dodging mechanism is working quite well, being. There. I've adjusted the speed of it's saber twirl to allow you to adjust your parry calibrations. The student tries to jam the droid with a lightning fast riposte. The droid you have been assigned is mostly just a pile of bolts at this time. However, the bolts are emitting deadly cadmium radiation.omnom-chan = 90 Droid = 10 The student goes for long-range shots with her blaster, carefully keeping her distance. omnom: 90 droid:
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omnom-chan rolled 1 12-sided dice:
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Total: 1 (1-12)
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Posted: Thu Mar 03, 2016 9:36 pm
HARD(12-sided die)1-9=miss, 10-12=hit 80HPThe student wises up and puts on a haz-mat suit this time. ninja
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