Worst Things You Can Ever Say As A Pagan

[Violet Song jat Shariff]

"I've been drawing down the moon since I was 5!"  

[Mirenithil]

Ultraviolett1127

"I've been drawing down the moon since I was 5!"

"I've been HPS of my coven since I was 5!" rofl  

[Cirrus Mystallow]

This was actually asked at a Pagan Society I was at recently:

"Can I have half a familiar?"

To which someone replied

"Like half a cat?"  

[TeaDidikai]

In response to me commenting about Wica:

"I believe you are wrong it this fact. If one understands the sphereical energic working of the earth and how there elements work together then one would understand what wicca is doing energically. I am well versed with the different princples of energy working. I want to know if is the poleric one or is more elemental therefore subject to the earth'd energic opperating system change. If you do energy work you know some thing has changed."

"I am going have experianced the changed. I now know what system you are using one a was afraid you would be using that one. There is a reason you can not say. I have to be pacient with other understanding it takes time for the whole world to catch up. I am full trained to do what I do. "

From the same person, paraphrased: "Anton Lavey summoned demons and set them on people! My High Priestess had to banish them!"

Same person again: "[The Knights Templar] went underground until a few years ago.
The pope just asloved them of wrong doing last year."  

[Violet Song jat Shariff]

I've been lurking on that thread; it's been good for some laughs, no doubt about that.  

[Violet Song jat Shariff]

"It's not like anyone here is going to give you a step by step way to be a witch who is not religious while not being wiccan."

Maybe I'm reading it wrong...but this person (not on Gaia) comes across as saying "You can't be a witch if you're not Wiccan or the least bit religious"  

[Autumnal Light]

"I believe that when someone does something like murder or rape, they'll be reincarnated as a lesser person, like someone with autism or a disability."

burning_eyes  

[TeaDidikai]

mute_coyote

"I believe that when someone does something like murder or rape, they'll be reincarnated as a lesser person, like someone with autism or a disability."

burning_eyes

Link?!  

[sol_oriens]

mute_coyote

"I believe that when someone does something like murder or rape, they'll be reincarnated as a lesser person, like someone with autism or a disability."

burning_eyes

OTHER VARIOUS SWEARS IN ALL CAPS

My brother is not a lesser person. My students are not lesser people.  

[Autumnal Light]

TeaDidikai

mute_coyote

"I believe that when someone does something like murder or rape, they'll be reincarnated as a lesser person, like someone with autism or a disability."

burning_eyes

Link?!

Here. Some people have already called her on it, though perhaps not as strongly as some would like.  

[Striga]

mute_coyote

TeaDidikai

mute_coyote

"I believe that when someone does something like murder or rape, they'll be reincarnated as a lesser person, like someone with autism or a disability."

burning_eyes

Link?!

Here. Some people have already called her on it, though perhaps not as strongly as some would like.

Destroy! evil  

[TeaDidikai]

Quote:

I have looked in the [Rehab] guild and it is really cool but it does not fit in with the context of my knowege base. I wish there was some one to talk to about this stuff I know.
but timing is every thing. I work with several orders of knight hood. Those are my sources. I have been doing this stuff for at least twenty years... I am not mixed up just fallowing a road least taken.

 

[Morgandria]

TeaDidikai

Quote:

I have looked in the [Rehab] guild and it is really cool but it does not fit in with the context of my knowege base. I wish there was some one to talk to about this stuff I know.
but timing is every thing. I work with several orders of knight hood. Those are my sources. I have been doing this stuff for at least twenty years... I am not mixed up just fallowing a road least taken.

One wonders how many drugs they've ingested in their time. (Is this the individual I think it is?)  

[error-dot-tar]

mute_coyote

"I believe that when someone does something like murder or rape, they'll be reincarnated as a lesser person, like someone with autism or a disability."

burning_eyes

...

Well. There's one person to light on fire with my awesome invisible mind powers. Though I'd much rather punch them, if I were within their general vicinity.

Or, for irony's sake - beat them to a pulp with my cane. Who's lesser now?  

[TeaDidikai]

Morgandria

TeaDidikai

Quote:

I have looked in the [Rehab] guild and it is really cool but it does not fit in with the context of my knowege base. I wish there was some one to talk to about this stuff I know.
but timing is every thing. I work with several orders of knight hood. Those are my sources. I have been doing this stuff for at least twenty years... I am not mixed up just fallowing a road least taken.

One wonders how many drugs they've ingested in their time. (Is this the individual I think it is?)

Dollars to doughnuts it is.