Worst Things You Can Ever Say As A Pagan

[TeaDidikai]

Sir William Black

TeaDidikai

Sir William Black

"We don't need a Condom, I put a protection spell around my bed."

That- wasn't actually said by anyone was it?

Only in my more amusing fantasies.

Heh.  

[Violet Song jat Shariff]

"I don't consider myself a druid really, I just call myself that because it's easier."  

[TeaDidikai]

Scott Cunningham's Blessing of the Cakes and Ale is proof that the Christians stole communion from Pagans!  

[Ethermus Prime]

Apparently I'm not Pagan....I'm just a "lowly apprentice magician" who : "..."isn't even good enough to learn a first rate incantation"


Some people are just lucky i'm kept on a short leash...metaphysically speaking.  

[CuAnnan]

Ethermus Prime

Apparently I'm not Pagan....I'm just a "first rate magician" who : "..."isn't inclined to learn a lowly apprentice incantation

Fix'd
3nodding  

[Ethermus Prime]

CuAnnan

Ethermus Prime

Apparently I'm not Pagan....I'm just a "first rate magician" who : "..."isn't inclined to learn a lowly apprentice incantation

Fix'd
3nodding

...I'm not sure if I'm being poked or not. I'll simply pretend that this was a compliment ^_^  

[CuAnnan]

Ethermus Prime

...I'm not sure if I'm being poked or not. I'll simply pretend that this was a compliment ^_^

No need to pretend. It was a genuine compliment, but a light one at that. I can't guarantee it's accuracy but it is based on my profile based on your accounting of yourself. If that makes sense.  

[Ethermus Prime]

CuAnnan

Ethermus Prime

...I'm not sure if I'm being poked or not. I'll simply pretend that this was a compliment ^_^

No need to pretend. It was a genuine compliment, but a light one at that. I can't guarantee it's accuracy but it is based on my profile based on your accounting of yourself. If that makes sense.

Clear as mud. Actualy it lightly pokes at a problem of mine, which is why I responded how I did. razz

I like to ignore fundamentals....  

[CuAnnan]

"You're a druid because you feel you are and nobody can tell you otherwise"  

[Ethermus Prime]

CuAnnan

"You're a druid because you feel you are and nobody can tell you otherwise"

Is that how it works...here let me try...

"I'm Captain Marvel because I feel I am, and nobody can tell me otherwise!"  

[CuAnnan]

Ethermus Prime

"I'm Captain Marvel because I feel I am, and nobody can tell me otherwise!"

There are so many mean places I could take this.  

[Ethermus Prime]

CuAnnan

Ethermus Prime

"I'm Captain Marvel because I feel I am, and nobody can tell me otherwise!"

There are so many mean places I could take this.

Don't Ruin this for me! I finally achieved my Goal of being a Superhero...!!!!

It was either Captain Marvel or The Sentry....and frankly..yellow is just not my color  

[Nomad of Nowhere]

Wow, this thread is great.
True quote from a guy who claimed to be some sort of banished demon-emperor in a human body;
"One day I will use this body now regained,
to rule my kingdom once again."  

[Autumnal Light]

"Man, I am one hard polytheist." wink

"I'd put my athame in your chalice anytime."

*checks cellphone* "Damn it, not another call from Cthulhu! I swear, if he keeps this up, he's going to use up all my minutes. Stupid elder gods..."

"I can't believe you'd call Wicca a cult! You must be a hateful bigoted person who doesn't know anything about this beautiful, nature-worshiping religion. You should just PISS OFF! Blessed be. ^_^"

"Wolves are my totem animal because they're so beautiful and majestic. How do they relate to me personally? Well, I have lots of pictures of them in my room and I saw them on the Discovery channel once. Did I do any research about them? Of course not! I already know everything I need to about them. They're awesome! What makes me think they're my totem animal? Because I like them and they're so cool! ((etc...))"
((What makes it worse is that the person saying this probably couldn't even give a coherent explanation of what a totem animal is.))

*splashed by water* "I'm melting! MELTING!"  

[Maze]

"It's only a model."