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[Sirius Black-Snuffles]

Yes there will be drinks--but we need a bartender. Know anybody?

I'm not sure if I want to see all these laws, or just have you slowly fill Sirius in. That way I don't screw up.  

[Decadent Delirium]

Gabriel's a bartender, and my Dad has a Bartender's guide. One of my friend's is in bartending school at the moment and another loves mixing drinks as a hobby.

I know lots of people that are qualified.  

[Ex-Professor Remus Lupin]

*gazes at notebook*
I just remembered Article Five actual. That one might just prove to be a problem.  

[Sirius Black-Snuffles]

Bartender's Little Black Book, I'm assuming? There's a copy or two of that floating some where around in my house. The joys of having a father who owns two clubs.

But for these purposes, I think Gabriel would be a better choice as a bartender at Sirius' death...party...memorial...thing.  

[Sirius Black-Snuffles]

Ex-Professor Remus Lupin

*gazes at notebook*
I just remembered Article Five actual. That one might just prove to be a problem.

Oh dear...what is it?  

[Decadent Delirium]

Of course. Of course. He's experienced in both Muggle and Magickal bars, so he knows a wide range of drinks, including some that only exist on Tuesdays and others when there's a party going on down the street.  

[Andromeda Black Tonks]

Yeah, what is it? Article Five I mean. I've read the bartenders book.  

[Decadent Delirium]

I'm curious about this article five, and since you mentioned it, you have to tell us  

[Ex-Professor Remus Lupin]

5. That all Werewolves, for the safety of further human generations, shall not be permitted to produce offspring, whether by biological reproduction or lycanthropic infection; AND

5a. That Werewolves shall not be permitted to engage in sexual activities that could potentially result in offspring, whether by means of biological reproduction or lycanthropic infection; AND

5b. To reduce the temptation to produce offspring, whether by means of biological reproduction or lycanthropic infection, that Werewolves shall not be permitted to marry or to partake in any ritual resembling marriage, or to live in a marriage-like arrangement; AND

5c. To further this last directive, that all existing unions, marital and otherwise, are herewith DISSOLVED.


It's all lawyer speak. ^_^  

[Decadent Delirium]

You were really being evil when you wrote this, weren't you?

that's kinda scary...I can still read lawyer speak. Its been a while  

[Sirius Black-Snuffles]

That's...

eek  

[Andromeda Black Tonks]

Damn. You're vicious aren't you?  

[Ex-Professor Remus Lupin]

I suppose I am.  

[Sirius Black-Snuffles]

I think we should maybe consider slowing down or stopping guys. I feel sorry for the three we left in the Great Hall.

Moony...have I ever mentioned that I love you? You're a bit cruel, but you are still a brilliant genius.  

[Decadent Delirium]

Awww.. slowing down. Yeah, I suppose you're right about the others though. I do feel kind of guilty.