Worst Things You Can Ever Say As A Pagan

[Autumnal Light]

Ultraviolett1127

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Linked this site using the Hathor symbol as "proof" of Wicca existing in Ancient Egypt

Yes. It's the exact same thing as the way the Christians stole the ankh to make their symbol. 3nodding Nothing to do with crucifixion at all!
((A bit of bad info some books tried to feed me in my early days of studying paganism.))

Also, if someone questions the fact that you're an Ascended Master, they're just being jealous pricks. After all, the strange old lady told you so! It must be true! Even if you don't really know what an "Ascended Master" is, exactly...  

[Ethermus Prime]

It never fails that every time go out, I will invariably forget to tuck my ward stone in my shirt. It has on it a pentacle.....it also never fails that when I leave it in plain sight...some Fluffy will tell me that i'm "Not supposed to wear that during the day"

Apparently it breaks tradition.


Recently some punk got indignant when i told him how stupid he was for saying this to me. He decided to reach up and grab my stone.....


The look of shock on his face was worth my mistake.  

[TeaDidikai]

Ethermus Prime

It never fails that every time go out, I will invariably forget to tuck my ward stone in my shirt. It has on it a pentacle.....it also never fails that when I leave it in plain sight...some Fluffy will tell me that i'm "Not supposed to wear that during the day"

Apparently it breaks tradition.


Recently some punk got indignant when i told him how stupid he was for saying this to me. He decided to reach up and grab my stone.....


The look of shock on his face was worth my mistake.

Bit him did it?  

[Laura Lobotomy]

Ultraviolett1127

Beltain

I consecrated my wand with my menstrual blood and it worked so well that ever since, I keep a few extra used tampons ready for when the need arises. *ugh*

*shudder*
I don't think of myself as being very squeamish, but ICK.

I know, but I know of people doing this kinda thing so I thought it was worth a mention.  

[Ethermus Prime]

TeaDidikai

Ethermus Prime

It never fails that every time go out, I will invariably forget to tuck my ward stone in my shirt. It has on it a pentacle.....it also never fails that when I leave it in plain sight...some Fluffy will tell me that i'm "Not supposed to wear that during the day"

Apparently it breaks tradition.


Recently some punk got indignant when i told him how stupid he was for saying this to me. He decided to reach up and grab my stone.....


The look of shock on his face was worth my mistake.

Bit him did it?

like a fork in a wet toaster  

[TeaDidikai]

Ethermus Prime

like a fork in a wet toaster

I've actually seen that happen a couple times. I have to admit, I think it quite amusing.

I mean really- how far removed from basic courtesy does one have to be to go about reaching at someone's chest?  

[Ethermus Prime]

TeaDidikai

I mean really- how far removed from basic courtesy does one have to be to go about reaching at someone's chest?

Furthermore, to reach at what was explicitly defied as a WARD STONE  

[TatteredAngel]

Up late reading trashy celeb gossip, and I couldn't pass this up. From Coldplay's frontman:

“I lay claim to being the only person in the world who still believes in Zeus.”

He's still "exploring his faith," but really? The only person?  

[TeaDidikai]

Ethermus Prime

Furthermore, to reach at what was explicitly defied as a WARD STONE

I'll grant a benefit of the doubt and chalk that much up to sheer ignorance.  

[Deoridhe]

TatteredAngel

Up late reading trashy celeb gossip, and I couldn't pass this up. From Coldplay's frontman:

“I lay claim to being the only person in the world who still believes in Zeus.”

He's still "exploring his faith," but really? The only person?

Given I think most of the people in this guild believe in Zeus, he's also very, very wrong.  

[Violet Song jat Shariff]

TatteredAngel

Up late reading trashy celeb gossip, and I couldn't pass this up. From Coldplay's frontman:

“I lay claim to being the only person in the world who still believes in Zeus.”

He's still "exploring his faith," but really? The only person?

Maybe in his own little world...  

[Gambling Setzer]

mute_coyote

Ultraviolett1127

Quote:

Linked this site using the Hathor symbol as "proof" of Wicca existing in Ancient Egypt

Yes. It's the exact same thing as the way the Christians stole the ankh to make their symbol. 3nodding Nothing to do with crucifixion at all!
((A bit of bad info some books tried to feed me in my early days of studying paganism.))

What about the fish? That's so much cooler than the cross. They liked the design of the ankh so much they wanted one with less curves, cos, we all know, fish have too many curves.  

[Sir William Black]

"We don't need a Condom, I put a protection spell around my bed."  

[TeaDidikai]

Sir William Black

"We don't need a Condom, I put a protection spell around my bed."

That- wasn't actually said by anyone was it?  

[Sir William Black]

TeaDidikai

Sir William Black

"We don't need a Condom, I put a protection spell around my bed."

That- wasn't actually said by anyone was it?

Only in my more amusing fantasies.