Worst Things You Can Ever Say As A Pagan

[MoonJeli]

Deoridhe

Ultraviolett1127

I'm not sure if this is really awful...but it made me confused rolleyes crying
"My beliefs are RPG-esque."

I feel no little shock at the number of people whose anchient religion is oddly similar to the latest popular fiction... ninja

I really am an Airbender. D:<  

[Violet Song jat Shariff]

Deoridhe

Ultraviolett1127

I'm not sure if this is really awful...but it made me confused rolleyes crying
"My beliefs are RPG-esque."

I feel no little shock at the number of people whose anchient religion is oddly similar to the latest popular fiction... ninja

I dread the day when I see d20 divination....  

[TeaDidikai]

Ultraviolett1127

I dread the day when I see d20 divination....

ninja  

[CuAnnan]

Now hang on a second here.
D20 divination is not fluffy when approached correctly.
I have been known to use it to populate IChing hexagrams.
Blanket statements on mechanical systems are dangerous.  

[Violet Song jat Shariff]

CuAnnan

Now hang on a second here.
D20 divination is not fluffy when approached correctly.
I have been known to use it to populate IChing hexagrams.
Blanket statements on mechanical systems are dangerous.

Ah, sorry. I'm not familiar with IChing.  

[CuAnnan]

It is wonderful.
Eductate thyself
If you want a copy, I reccomend the Richard Wilhelm translation. It is the one I use.  

[Violet Song jat Shariff]

CuAnnan

It is wonderful.
Eductate thyself
If you want a copy, I reccomend the Richard Wilhelm translation. It is the one I use.

Ah, thank you.

I was kind of braced for a verbal beating... sweatdrop  

[CuAnnan]

Ultraviolett1127

Ah, thank you.

I was kind of braced for a verbal beating... sweatdrop

I'm quite like a dog.
Rub my fur the wrong way, I growl and snap and bark and bite.
You have not done so. You just didn't know of something.
That's fine.
Not knowing that something new is out there is not a failing. It is a state of being we can never escape. There are plenty of things I don't know in the world and plenty more outside of it.  

[TeaDidikai]

CuAnnan

I'm quite like a dog.

.... whee

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Rub my fur the wrong way, I growl and snap and bark and bite.

My dog Abby never snapped, growled or barked at me for that.  

[Laura Lobotomy]

When the love spells didn't work, I realized that the Gods wanted me to take matters into my own hands. So I hit him over the head with a rock and dragged his unconscious body back to my lair.  

[Laura Lobotomy]

I consecrated my wand with my menstrual blood and it worked so well that ever since, I keep a few extra used tampons ready for when the need arises. *ugh*  

[Gambling Setzer]

Deoridhe

Ultraviolett1127

I'm not sure if this is really awful...but it made me confused rolleyes crying
"My beliefs are RPG-esque."

I feel no little shock at the number of people whose anchient religion is oddly similar to the latest popular fiction... ninja

If I meet one more follower of Saradomin, Guthix, or Zammorak... I swear. ><

And to Beltain on the one about the wand... Eww  

[Violet Song jat Shariff]

Beltain

I consecrated my wand with my menstrual blood and it worked so well that ever since, I keep a few extra used tampons ready for when the need arises. *ugh*

*shudder*
I don't think of myself as being very squeamish, but ICK.  

[TeaDidikai]

Beltain

When the love spells didn't work, I realized that the Gods wanted me to take matters into my own hands. So I hit him over the head with a rock and dragged his unconscious body back to my lair.

YOU'VE BEEN READING MY JOURNAL!? scream  

[Violet Song jat Shariff]

Just thought I would share a few more...

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Want proof?! My only proof is my word.

(note: the person was talking about how Wicca is not about sex and doesn't require initiation and that it doesn't have to be practiced in covens, etc...I realize saying this might fly if talking about UPG)

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Why does it have to be an orthopraxic? Who said it had to be?

(a different poster, in regards to Wicca)

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Linked this site using the Hathor symbol as "proof" of Wicca existing in Ancient Egypt