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 Posted: Wed Jun 03, 2009 5:53 am
Gets an Italian designer
Inserts plumbers crack
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Posted: Wed Jun 03, 2009 5:58 am
Gets 243 requests for a nice cuppa tea, then a bill for $5700 + VAT
Inserts the age of innocence
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Posted: Wed Jun 03, 2009 6:19 am
Gets a ride on a loveless rollercoaster ending in a lifetime of yearning
Inserts a night at the Apollo
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Posted: Wed Jun 03, 2009 6:25 am
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Posted: Wed Jun 03, 2009 6:30 am
Gets YOU!!!! I am not changing my provider by the way!! LMAO! rofl
Inserts a c**k fighting ring
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Posted: Wed Jun 03, 2009 7:13 am
Get arrested and locked up for cruelty to animals. cry
Inserts Junk mail
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Posted: Wed Jun 03, 2009 7:17 am
gets inundated with a retail nitemare!
inserts tube socks
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Posted: Wed Jun 03, 2009 7:53 am
Gets crease marks on ankles
Inserts the Greenwich maritime museum
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Posted: Tue Jun 09, 2009 1:30 pm
Gets a fascinating tour plus smexy tour guide mrgreen
Inserts bag of chocolate Hobb nobs (I have NO idea what those are but they sound entertaining rofl )
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Posted: Tue Jun 09, 2009 10:09 pm
Gets sticky touristy types oohing and ahhing at nothing at all.
Inserts a bottle of BV
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Posted: Wed Jun 10, 2009 11:34 am
Gets some smooth Southern style.........
Inserts a long black coat...
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Posted: Wed Jun 10, 2009 11:53 am
Gets.........the SHADOW!!! *eerie whistle*
Inserts a path.
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Posted: Wed Jun 10, 2009 12:35 pm
Gets a Long and Winding Road......
inserts Walrus
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Posted: Thu Jun 11, 2009 6:16 pm
Gets a man in an overcoat mumbling "coo coo ka choo" over and over.
Inserts the Pharaoh Tutankhamen
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Posted: Thu Jun 11, 2009 6:19 pm
Gets a heavy gold mask....that's tough to breath through.....
GASP!
**clunk**
Inserts mummy wrappings.
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