Worst Things You Can Ever Say As A Pagan

[maenad nuri]

Sivirs

patch99329

ZomGZZ, grammar discrimination!!!1!!one!!1

The poster's got it all wrong! Capital letters are a tool of the patriarchy's oppression! DOWN WITH CAPITALS!

(Okay, you're so the only one who's gonna get that, since I believe only the two of us read DPS on LJ)

UH HELLO!  

[Sivirs]

Nuri

Sivirs

patch99329

ZomGZZ, grammar discrimination!!!1!!one!!1

The poster's got it all wrong! Capital letters are a tool of the patriarchy's oppression! DOWN WITH CAPITALS!

(Okay, you're so the only one who's gonna get that, since I believe only the two of us read DPS on LJ)

UH HELLO!

Et tu, Nuri? I never knew!  

[maenad nuri]

Sivirs

Nuri

Sivirs

patch99329

ZomGZZ, grammar discrimination!!!1!!one!!1

The poster's got it all wrong! Capital letters are a tool of the patriarchy's oppression! DOWN WITH CAPITALS!

(Okay, you're so the only one who's gonna get that, since I believe only the two of us read DPS on LJ)

UH HELLO!

Et tu, Nuri? I never knew!

I don't post much in it, but I am totally there. And on NFP  

[Sivirs]

Nuri

Sivirs

Nuri

Sivirs

patch99329

ZomGZZ, grammar discrimination!!!1!!one!!1

The poster's got it all wrong! Capital letters are a tool of the patriarchy's oppression! DOWN WITH CAPITALS!

(Okay, you're so the only one who's gonna get that, since I believe only the two of us read DPS on LJ)

UH HELLO!

Et tu, Nuri? I never knew!

I don't post much in it, but I am totally there. And on NFP

Rock on! xd I don't post too much either.  

[Winter-san]

TeaDidikai

A PM from someone who lurks (poorly) in M&R after following the link in my sig:

"I didn't know you are a G~! My Grandma was one too! She taught me how to call the wind and do love spells. sweatdrop I can't do them yet because I'm a virgin! Do you have any spells that don't require blood?"

~head desk~

...Oh wow. lol. That's... making me want to cry. XD

Hm... "Well, I can *insert way off the wall power here* and I would prove it, and show you, but I left my wand in my other pocket..." (Ok, so that's not a very good attempt, but hey, it's just as ridiculous as some of the other things people say. XD)  

[TeaDidikai]

Winter-san

...Oh wow. lol. That's... making me want to cry. XD

They're special.  

[Winter-san]

Special ed... oh, did I say that out loud? lol.  

[TeaDidikai]

Hey now- there are a lot of folks in Special Education programs that are far better than these fools.  

[patch99329]

I am a lesbian and i have heard that all cultures that had a Polytheistic View were all open and were practicing homosexuality .

BWAHAHAH.

*now que hundreds of posts talking about ******** Ganymede and using this to suggest that all the ancient greeks were in fact homosexual*  

[MoonJeli]

patch99329

*now que hundreds of posts talking about ******** Ganymede and using this to suggest that all the ancient greeks were in fact homosexual*

Of course they were! That's why we don't have ancient Greeks anymore, just modern Greeks. The ancient Greeks died out because homosexuals can't reproduce.  

[Gambling Setzer]

TeaDidikai

A PM from someone who lurks (poorly) in M&R after following the link in my sig:

"I didn't know you are a G~! My Grandma was one too! She taught me how to call the wind and do love spells. sweatdrop I can't do them yet because I'm a virgin! Do you have any spells that don't require blood?"

~head desk~

That is highly sad. Shame, a lot of people like that, with the way too vivid imagination are unable to be taught very easily, and grow up thinking they are gonna be "the chosen one" and defeat the matrix, or have to go into astral to keep some gate closed by summoning all of the power in the universe...  

[TeaDidikai]

Gambling Setzer

That is highly sad. Shame, a lot of people like that, with the way too vivid imagination are unable to be taught very easily, and grow up thinking they are gonna be "the chosen one" and defeat the matrix, or have to go into astral to keep some gate closed by summoning all of the power in the universe...

The heart of what makes many a Mr. Dark.  

[Koravin]

MoonJeli

patch99329

*now que hundreds of posts talking about ******** Ganymede and using this to suggest that all the ancient greeks were in fact homosexual*

Of course they were! That's why we don't have ancient Greeks anymore, just modern Greeks. The ancient Greeks died out because homosexuals can't reproduce.

xd I lol'd.  

[Violet Song jat Shariff]

I'm not sure if this is really awful...but it made me confused rolleyes crying
"My beliefs are RPG-esque."  

[Deoridhe]

Ultraviolett1127

I'm not sure if this is really awful...but it made me confused rolleyes crying
"My beliefs are RPG-esque."

I feel no little shock at the number of people whose anchient religion is oddly similar to the latest popular fiction... ninja