The Messiah and the Plague Doctor (Closed)

[Miss Lovely Rita]

Idunn blushhed more.
"It's nothing, it's just..."
She hugged him.
"I'm so jealous of Moé!"
~*~
In midroute, Moé decided to change her destination to Kokopelli's house. She ran inside, not greeting or discussing.  

[Steel Jay]

Caleb instantly turned red and dropped the plate onto the stairs. His hands retracted into the robe.  

[Miss Lovely Rita]

Idunn began to sob.
"Oh, how I wish I could be the source of your affection... How is she better than me?"
~*~
Moé was hurriedly searching through Kokopelli's scrolls.
I may not know much, but...
She opened up a scroll.
No Norse god knows of, or how, to make a carrotcake...  

[Steel Jay]

Caleb began to back away. "...Please, I do not understand why you are asking such questions."  

[Miss Lovely Rita]

Idunn shook her head.
"It's because... I'm greatly attracted to you. You're dedicated to saving the world, and feeding absolute strangers because it's probably going to help!"
She stepped forward.
"I won't let you choose her over me..."
~*~
Moé continued her researching.
'Idunn's hands were fair and young, having never to commit any sort of labor outside of picking her golden apples...'
Then how, Moé thought,can she cook?  

[Steel Jay]

"...I am only doing what is necessary." Caleb continued to walk backwards. "...Please, you are making myself most uncomfortable at the moment, please leave."  

[Miss Lovely Rita]

Idunn began to cry.
"Oh... what did I do wrong?"
"Bake a carrotcake!"
Idunn turned around to see Moé, who was pointing a gun at her.
"Wh-What..."
Idunn turned to Caleb.
"She's gone insane! Look, the bloodlust is even reflected in her hair color!"
[[/hairracism]]
Moé pulled back the hammer.  

[Steel Jay]

"....What in the burning hells is going on?" Caleb questioned.  

[Miss Lovely Rita]

"Idunn cannot cook or clean," Moé explained, "and does not know what carrotcake is."
"Look!", Idunn said. "It's a fit of jealousy!"  

[Steel Jay]

"Then it would not be her at all." Caleb blatantly said.  

[Miss Lovely Rita]

Moé smiled, and then shot Idunn between the eyes.
Idunn fell, and slowly her body turned into Bifröst's.
"I had gotten the wrong apple," Moé explained, "when I went to raise Idunn form the dead. Bifrost correlates to apples of knowledge, Idunn correlates to apples of life."
Bifröst's blood began to seep on the wooden floor.
"And I was so... close... to him... being... mine."
Moé sobbed.
"I knew... you would try to replace me... you whore..."
She went over and kicked Bifröst in the chest, effectively killing her.
Moé opened a portal, and threw the corpse inside.
"She'll be at the bottom of the ocean, now..."
Moé stood, and walked away, sullen.  

[Steel Jay]

Blood splattered on Caleb's avian mask. His hands came out and wiped the blood off. "....Thank you."  

[Miss Lovely Rita]

Moé didn't respond, though she had heard him, and she began to clean up the huge pile of blood on the floor.  

[Steel Jay]

Caleb looked at the bunsen burners in the study, 4 of the 5 had boiled over. He ran down the stairs, turning of the burners.  

[Miss Lovely Rita]

Moé cleaned up the blood and then, experiencing a boost in confidence, ran up to Caleb and lovingly wrapped her arms around him.
"Mmmnnn."