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[lurichan]

Ascher

*TACKLES THE LURI!*

GOOD AFTERNOON!!! 4laugh

Oofff *falls to the ground with the wind knocked out of me*  

[lurichan]

*Weazes out* Hi ascher... *starts turning blue*  

[Ascher]

*releases* I sent the Beccies a love poem! 4laugh  

[lurichan]

*takes a deep breath in choking a bit* That's sweet of you... *regains composure*  

[Ascher]

Make it so... ENGAGE!!!  

[lurichan]

*Watches Ascher become assimilated to the ways of star trek*  

[lurichan]

Did you notice I'm a ninja-pirate today?  

[Ascher]

lurichan

Did you notice I'm a ninja-pirate today?

Oh yes I did, and it confused me highly... now take us to warp three Leutennant Luri.

*sits back in his chair*  

[lurichan]

*blinks* when did I become a leutennant?  

[lurichan]

Can't I at least be a comander?  

[Ascher]

Done, you are hereby summarily promoted to the position of Commander aboard the vessel U.S.S Ascher's Pride  

[lurichan]

Yay, I got a promotion! *dances about completely forgetting to do anything with the ship controls*  

[lurichan]

*runs down to the holo-deck to celebrate*  

[Ascher]

Commander Luri! We're headed straight into that asteroid belt!!!

ABANDON SHIP!!!
*hops into the only life pod as the ship... passes harmlessly by the asteroids*
...
Dammit... stare  

[lurichan]

*is relaxing and enjoying herself in the halodeck oblivious to any dangers*