Worst Things You Can Ever Say As A Pagan

[Kuroiban]

Elfin Brill

TeaDidikai

I call to the guardians of the East- of lightening and Pikachu!
I call to the guardians of the South- of Fire and Charizard!
I call to the guardians of the West- of Water and Squertal!
I call to the guardians of the North- of Earth and ... oh ********. I can't even complete that without feeling so dirty I would spend the rest of the weekend in the shower.

Okay, I laughed when I read this, but it's really not funny when you meet someone who really believes she is being guarded by en entei. eek

"Okay, so that would make Ash my god and Misty my goddess right? " gonk

Every once an awhile, I wonder if one out of a hundred fluffies aren't, in a sense, correct.

Not that said fluffy was guarded by a legendary fire pokemon. More like she was being f'ed with by a spirtual entity that though that ******** with a mortal that was willing to BELIEVE she was being guarded by a legendary fire pokemon.

I mean...that s**t would be really funny to me.  

[TeaDidikai]

Kuroiban

Elfin Brill

TeaDidikai

I call to the guardians of the East- of lightening and Pikachu!
I call to the guardians of the South- of Fire and Charizard!
I call to the guardians of the West- of Water and Squertal!
I call to the guardians of the North- of Earth and ... oh ********. I can't even complete that without feeling so dirty I would spend the rest of the weekend in the shower.

Okay, I laughed when I read this, but it's really not funny when you meet someone who really believes she is being guarded by en entei. eek

"Okay, so that would make Ash my god and Misty my goddess right? " gonk

Every once an awhile, I wonder if one out of a hundred fluffies aren't, in a sense, correct.

Not that said fluffy was guarded by a legendary fire pokemon. More like she was being f'ed with by a spirtual entity that though that ******** with a mortal that was willing to BELIEVE she was being guarded by a legendary fire pokemon.

I mean...that s**t would be really funny to me.

Fine line between Chaos Magic and Fluff in some cases.

I think the biggest difference is if said individual knows a lick about KM.  

[Witchwolf]

Is there spells of burning_eyes anything to increase my sex drive?  

[Henry Dorsett Case]

Witchwolf

Is there spells of burning_eyes anything to increase my sex drive?

I've got a secret pegan aphrodisiac: Sumerian Fly. Real ground horn of Tiamat.  

[bobz]

Elfin Brill

TeaDidikai

I call to the guardians of the East- of lightening and Pikachu!
I call to the guardians of the South- of Fire and Charizard!
I call to the guardians of the West- of Water and Squertal!
I call to the guardians of the North- of Earth and ... oh ********. I can't even complete that without feeling so dirty I would spend the rest of the weekend in the shower.

Okay, I laughed when I read this, but it's really not funny when you meet someone who really believes she is being guarded by en entei. eek

"Okay, so that would make Ash my god and Misty my goddess right? " gonk

And Brock, god of the oversexed.  

[[The][Real][Spun]]

Dont worry, I can do magick because silver ravenwolf says so!"  

[Henry Dorsett Case]

"D.J. Conway is great for learning about Celtic Magick. He's got a real good grasp on Celtic Tradition and how the Celts worshipped the Goddess."  

[saint dreya]

Sevendreams

Dragon_Witch_Woman

TeaDidikai

Dragon_Witch_Woman

TeaDidikai

Dragon_Witch_Woman

LET OUR POWERS COMBINE!

Earth!

Fire!

Wind!

Water!

Heart!

rofl


from vg cats!  

[PurpleDragonsGems]

phoenix shadowwolf

Sevendreams

Dragon_Witch_Woman

TeaDidikai

Dragon_Witch_Woman

Fire!

Wind!

Water!

Heart!

rofl


from vg cats!

LMFAO rofl twisted  

[Naynram Ukir]

phoenix shadowwolf

Sevendreams

Dragon_Witch_Woman

TeaDidikai

Dragon_Witch_Woman

Fire!

Wind!

Water!

Heart!

rofl


from vg cats!

rofl OMG. I can't stop laughing. Seriously! xd  

[TeaDidikai]

Henry Dorsett Case

"D.J. Conway is great for learning about Celtic Magick. He's got a real good grasp on Celtic Tradition and how the Celts worshipped the Goddess."

Could have sworn DJ had a vulva.  

[Henry Dorsett Case]

TeaDidikai

Could have sworn DJ had a vulva.

Oh jeebus. That makes it worse...because I didn't write that line. Those words were heard at a book swap at DragonCon...spoken by the person giving the book away.  

[TeaDidikai]

Henry Dorsett Case

TeaDidikai

Could have sworn DJ had a vulva.

Oh jeebus. That makes it worse...because I didn't write that line. Those words were heard at a book swap at DragonCon...spoken by the person giving the book away.

Vulva.  

[Henry Dorsett Case]

TeaDidikai

Henry Dorsett Case

TeaDidikai

Could have sworn DJ had a vulva.

Oh jeebus. That makes it worse...because I didn't write that line. Those words were heard at a book swap at DragonCon...spoken by the person giving the book away.

Vulva.

Yeah, I know. Point being that it was the person who owned the book was unaware as to the gender of its author, as well as said author's credentials for Celtic M3g!k  

[TeaDidikai]

Henry Dorsett Case

Yeah, I know. Point being that it was the person who owned the book was unaware as to the gender of its author, as well as said author's credentials for Celtic M3g!k

The lack of awareness of gender doesn't bother me that much. Most people here think I'm a woman. ~shrugs~