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 Posted: Mon Jan 01, 2007 6:01 pm
twisted
burning_eyes
cheese_whine
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Posted: Tue Jan 02, 2007 9:55 pm
Oddness? From us? Surely you jest! It's the "sane" ones I worry about!
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Posted: Wed Jan 03, 2007 9:56 am
Chaos reigns within.
Reflect, repent, and reboot.
Order shall return.
-- Suzie Wagner
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Posted: Wed Jan 03, 2007 3:21 pm
What's this 'sane' that you mention Catira??
please define, i'm confuzzled sweatdrop
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Posted: Wed Jan 03, 2007 8:25 pm
Think computer, when things are not working right, reboot it...
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Posted: Thu Jan 04, 2007 8:06 am
25 SIGNS YOU HAVE GROWN UP
25. Your houseplants are alive, and you can't smoke any of them.
24. Having sex in a twin bed is out of the question.
23. You keep more food than beer in the fridge.
22. 6:00 AM is when you get up, not when you go to bed.
21. You hear your favorite song in an elevator.
20. You watch the Weather Channel.
19. Your friends marry and divorce instead of "hook up" and "break up."
18. You go from 130 days of vacation time to 14.
17. Jeans and a sweater no longer qualify as "dressed up."
16. You're the one calling the police because those %&@# kids next door won't turn down the stereo.
15. Older relatives feel comfortable telling sex jokes around you.
14. You don't know what time Taco Bell closes anymore.
13. Your car insurance goes down and your car payments go up.
12. You feed your dog Science Diet instead of McDonald's leftovers.
11. Sleeping on the couch makes your back hurt.
10. You take naps.
9. Dinner and a movie is the whole date instead of the beginning of one.
8. Eating a basket of chicken wings at 3 AM would severely upset, rather than settle, your stomach.
7. You go to the drug store for ibuprofen and antacid, not condoms and pregnancy tests.
6. A $4.00 bottle of wine is no longer "pretty good s**t."
5. You actually eat breakfast food at breakfast time.
4. "I just can't drink the way I used to" replaces "I'm never going to drink that much again."
3. 90% of the time you spend in front of a computer is for real work.
2. When you find out your friend is pregnant you congratulate them instead of asking "What the hell happened?"
And the number one sign you are getting old is:
1. You read this entire list looking desperately for one sign that
doesn't apply to you and can't find one to save your sorry old a**. Then you forward it to a bunch of old friends 'cause you know they'll enjoy it.
The 22 year old living with us asked me who Mork and Mindy were... Ouch
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Posted: Thu Jan 04, 2007 9:39 am
@ Popetta: Don't worry, I think Lil-Jo's going around re-booting them all, so you'll never have to come across any
@Lil-Jo: rofl you're right, I couldn't find a single one that didn't apply, well, except for the date one. With an almost 4 year old around, "dinner and a movie" has been replaced by "takeout and a DVD"
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Posted: Thu Jan 04, 2007 9:50 am
Lil-Jo The 22 year old living with us asked me who Mork and Mindy were... Ouch
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Posted: Sun Jan 07, 2007 6:13 am
NO SPEAKAH DE ENGLISH
A bus stops and 2 men get on. They sit down and engage in an animated
conversation.
The lady sitting next to them ignores them at first, but her
attention is galvanized when she hears one of them say the following:
"Emma come first.
Den I come.
Den two asses come together.
I come once-a-more!
Two asses, they come together again.
I come again and pee twice.
Then I come one lasta time."
The lady can't take this any more, "You foul-mouthed sex obsessed
pig," she retorted indignantly.
"In this country. we don't speak aloud in Public places about our sex
lives.
"Hey, coola down lady," said the man.
"Who talkin'abouta sex? I'm a justa tellin' my frienda how to spell
'Mississippi'."
lol
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Posted: Sun Jan 07, 2007 11:16 am
Harbone Sympathy:I used to be really great at dealing with technology. Now I'm starting to have problems programming a VCR. A VCR! I used to be able to do that without even really looking! And video games! I was never all that great, but I could at least play. Now I'm as comically inept as my own father. What's going on?
Did I forget? Is it the creeping stiffness in my fingers? Does enough of my brain just not care anymore?Why is age tearing me and technology apart? awe hug you
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Posted: Mon Jan 08, 2007 9:09 pm
I just love this thread ~ it always give me such great laughs... xd
I am gonna ignore that lovely list as I've not found one item on it that doesn't currently apply... emo
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Posted: Sat Jan 13, 2007 10:12 am
confused
Not even one
confused
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Posted: Wed Jan 24, 2007 12:29 pm
Found this posted in the... Why all this hate on older aged members of Gaia? thread...
The surprising thing about young fools is how many survive to become old fools. -Doug Larson
I never feel age...If you have creative work, you don't have age or time. -Louise Nevelson
In case you're worried about what's going to become of the younger generation, it's going to grow up and start worrying about the younger generation.
-Roger Allen
The secret of staying young is to live honestly, eat slowly, and lie about your age.
-Lucille Ball
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Posted: Wed Jan 24, 2007 9:10 pm
Lil-Jo
In case you're worried about what's going to become of the younger generation, it's going to grow up and start worrying about the younger generation.
-Roger Allen
Ouch! Guilty as charged. But then I couldn't ever have been that stupid and opinionated ... could I? Boy, isn't selective memory great rolleyes
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Posted: Thu Jan 25, 2007 6:33 pm
After much contemplation, I have figured out the "nice guy" delimma...
You ladies are going to love this..........
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