WIN GOLD! 10,000!

[Wannacdsnuts]

Well I really wanna get the Grim Reaper thingy in the auction house but itll take ages to get so if i get this 10k or 15k gold itll help me out alot (this is not a lie) crying  

[Loving Dark]

I would like the gold so I can feed my starving pet unicorn Mr. Cuppycake Mcfrizzles. He is pink with blue sparkles. He also has a rainbow on his rear end. Also with the money I would get him the online dating profile he has been wanting.  

[x-Boxxy123]

Well, you see I'm currently fighting in the unicorn/narwhal war (I'm sided with the narwhals) on which animal can pull off the horn better. I need the money so I can bribe the unicorn leader into letting me win the main debate and save Princess Peach and destroy the Dark Lord. So, if I win, you will have the narwhals, the unicorns, Most of the characters from Harry Potter, Nintendo characters, and me as you friends(:
Thanks for your time  

[Dragonspirit32]

I was swimming around in a fish tank when suddenly Dum dadi doo came on, I startedd to rave. Suddenly, I broke my fish tank, and all my fish deid. I prayied to save the Fish. Sunddenly, a sparkling man came, and killed my fish again. I screamed for him to tell me his name, and he told me his name was edward bieber. He was the son of justin beiber, and he sparkleid, so was named Edward. I screamed, and then I was in need of 10,000 to hire a assaitne to kill him.

xp Hope you like the story of why i need 10,000  

[king dupri]

the reason u shud pwik me ish becauth if u does maybe i canz leawn how to spek poper engish or even aum ghetto slang smile ~  

[loudpurplewolf]

I need the gold so that I can pay for a battle between the strawberry Poptart and the strawberry Toaster Strudel. Even though we all know the poptart will win, the toaster strudel insists on having a war, because he already bought the radio active toaster ovens, and has enough icing packets to feed the entire country of Bulgaria for 10 years. Please help me because if the Toaster Strudel doesn't get the battle he wants, he will flood the world with icing, and cause EVEN MORE global warming with the toaster ovens! xp  

[Fr0sted_Cupcake]

I need the money because grunnies are about to take over the world and eat our brains and I have to buy a helmet and grunny food! mrgreen  

[mpinky101]

ok ill tell u the truth im really a green unicorn(i like corn) that has a terribil habit of eating rainbows and pooping out butterflies so STOP the world to b rainbowless and stop it bing taken over by BUTTERFLIES!!!!do this by given me da money



(sorry about the spelling mistakes for im now being chased by a unicorn extermanator gonk )