ABC ways to die.

[Parrapluie]

Dancing contest.  

[DoubIe Entendre]

Ejected from a plane.  

[x-Shadow Wind]

Flying attempt from a cliff.  

[Deadbeat Nightmare]

garden gnomes attack you in your sleep  

[astrorum]

Hot sauce is poured in you ear, and goes into your brain, making all of your bodily functions die. Fun!  

[Parrapluie]

Irritated to death by annoying little kids D:  

[Deadbeat Nightmare]

jacked up on sugar  

[Jareths Girl_24TTW]

Kicking a bomb!  

[CinnaminRollPuppy]

Laughing Non-Stop.

 

[inky6]

Messing with the loch ness monster  

[Parrapluie]

Nibbled by venomous cobras  

[I Am A Mountie]

Operation table troubles.  

[inky6]

Poking a porcupine one too many times  

[Lieutenant Shotgun]

Quarrelling with Chuck Norris. He'll ******** you up.  

[Intoxikace]

Raped by a wild cow.