The official bump thread!

[Krell356]

*slaughters NPC before it can repeat it's message 80 million times* Yes yes, and I like sword, now where were we?

How many words can you think of that start with the letter V? I bet not as many as V.  

[Hoshigiri]

V words?
Violin, Viola, Violet, Violent, Versatile, Very, Vulgar, Vanish, Vanquish, Vespa, Versace, Vinagrette, Victory...
*starts prattling off a million more* And those are just off the top of my head. biggrin  

[Krell356]

V is one of my favorite lunatics!... oh I sense a favorites list coming over me.
House is my favorite a*****e.
Jeff Dunham is my favorite comedian.
Weird Al is my favorite whatever the hell he is.
Oh son of a... is my favorite phrase when I'm pissed.  

[Alister_King]

...they ate my sandwhich crying  

[Hoshigiri]

I sowwie. *pats Kyo's head*  

[Krell356]

Worry not Kyo, for Bumpia has chefs! *claps his hands and a bunch of chefs pop out with food and start singing like they're in a musical* The best part is if you want blood on your food you don't have to to bad about slaughtering the chefs. Because they don't ever stop singing.  

[Hoshigiri]

OMG, those singing chefs are going to get on my nerves eventually...  

[Krell356]

*the song switches over to be our guest from Beauty and the Beast* Won't be long till someone loses it.  

[Hoshigiri]

Oh, I like this song. *starts singing along* blaugh  

[Krell356]

Yup Kuroi's lost her mind. It has broken her brain.  

[The Shadow-Star]

*guts one chef*
*shoots three arrows into another's skull*
who's next, mofos?!?!?!?
*shoots chefs until no more arrows*
ugh...
*runs around gutting chefs*
STOP SINGING YOU BASTARDS!!!!!! SHADOW HATES THIS SONG!!!!!!!!!!!!!  

[Hoshigiri]

EEP!! *promptly stops singing so she doesn't get gutted by Shadow*  

[The Shadow-Star]

*is overwhelmed by smell of blood*
*lauches herself at still living chef and tears his jugular out*
*sucks on it like a straw*
dewicious.....  

[Krell356]

*looks at shadow covered in blood and Kuroi* Why does the guild booty look cute and the keep your hands off me girl look hawt? It makes my life hard trying not to do booty grabs all around.  

[The Shadow-Star]

we spend our nights plotting our ways to torture you. all women do. didnt you know that? twisted