Super random awesomeness (formerly introduce yourself)

[Dred Noboru]

::still under no pain:: no worries donie, the laws of physics have changed themselves for me, BWAHAHAHAHA  

[The Shadow-Star]

Shadow is not a vampire!
*bites Dred's neck*
Shadow is the shadow of a vampire!
*drinks blood*
Shadow just loves the taste of blood.
*dewicious!*  

[mathwl1020]

Hey, he hasn't died because of my magic that caused him to stay alive (read a few posts back)
AND I AM THE TRUE VAMPIRE KING!!!! MWA-HA-HA-HA-HA!!!!!
*drains dred of blood*
mmmmm, more blood  

[The Shadow-Star]

*betch slaps Matt*
you are no king vampire.
TU ES FAIL!
and hey...isn't it a certain someone's birthday today?  

[Krell356]

No clue, I know mine was completely ignored by most people on this site. So I don't feel like going out of my way to find if it's someone else's B-day today. Though I will gladly wish a happy B-day to that person if they come forward.  

[The Shadow-Star]

awh...*hug* sawwy. happy late birthday. well, i guess its time for me to sing here too.
Happy birthday to you!
Happy birthday to you!
Happy birthday dear Dred-y!
Happy birthday to you!
now blow out the candles!
wait...where's the cake??? dammit!  

[Lanie_may_702]

*walks in with cake*
I don't have any candles, Will french fries work?  

[mathwl1020]

*starts hallucinating*
*starts munching on Lanie's leg*
mmmmm, talking cake, you taste hella good
*continues chomping on leg*  

[The Shadow-Star]

*smacks Matt with newspaper*
No! bad Matt. no scaring off the new peoples with your crazy biting fetish.
CfOrUeGaHk...

right-o! cakey cake! and yes, french fries will do.
*lights fries on fire*
now then! Dred! blow out the goddamn french fries!  

[Krell356]

no no Dred, don't listen to her! FART ON THEM! Blow them away... that or catch everything around on fire when you do!  

[mathwl1020]

*jumps on shadow's back and starts gnawing on her neck*
DON'T CALL ME A FREAK!!! I WAS HALLUCINATING!!!  

[Krell356]

Were you taking drugs Matt, because you really shouldn't hallucinate. It's bad for you.  

[mathwl1020]

no, someone spiked my lemonade
*drinks more spiked lemonade*
*hallucinates more*
MMMMM, I love chocolate smoothies!  

[PrincessLeafra]

*is bored so she falls asleep waiting for people to post in rps.*  

[mathwl1020]

*goes and adds polls to all threads on main page*
MWA-HA-HA-HA-HA!!! I am using my mod powers for good!!!
This gives a new way for members of our guild to get gold!!!!
MWA-HA-HA-HA-HA!!!