How is the poster above going to die?

[PrincessAngelicGoddes]

Then I will be revived and make my Gaia kids choke you to death.  

[The Delirium Trigger]

A prissy little prep girl will run you down in daddy's new BMW 'cause you broke her nail when she slapped you in the face for breathing in her vicinity.  

[Dr Sciurus]

you die by parasites in your body. paticularly in your brain. sorta like that guy in the animal planet show  

[The Delirium Trigger]

Head cancer. Cancer. In your head. 'Nuff said.  

[Crystal Void]

Toenail surgery gone horribly horribly wrong!!!  

[Dr Sciurus]

youll get hunted down by the dog mafia because they didnt realize you were cosplaying and thought you were an actual cat xp  

[iKawaiiSama]

While the dogs are running, I stab you with my Death Sword and you die painfully....and slowly.  

[Dr Sciurus]

your rose will suddenly come alive and vines will start wrapping around you with poison thorns. and if thats not enough while the plants feeding off you and growing bigger it will atract killer bees wasps ans other dangerous stinging insects  

[iKawaiiSama]

I come back as a new person, get my ice sword and carve your heart out!!!!  

[Dr Sciurus]

a strange malfunction in your sword with the seasons suddenly goes wrong and it explodes encasing you in blue flaming ice  

[Crystal Void]

The sky will fall and quish you flat!  

[Dr Sciurus]

you will be going in your car with some buddies on a long roadtrip to where ever. one night you will be driving on a long deserted road in a thunderstorm with no one arround you. you get out of your car and drop your pants to be and get struck by lightning  

[kyongane]

baked a cookie for you and suffocate you wif ze cookie wookie =w=  

[rainbowsqueakerz]

someone will beat the s**t out of you in your sleep with a spoon  

[Dr Sciurus]

youll eat a man who was just recently poisoned by someone. probably a king or something