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 Posted: Mon Jan 05, 2009 7:50 am
Granted, you now have a photo of that movie to show all your friends.
I wish they made tv shows like when we were younger.
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Posted: Mon Jan 05, 2009 10:48 am
Granted the filming industry gets pulled back 20 or more years, all the films made are films that lack content and are horribly edited with visual mistakes and time lapses everywhere, as a child you didn't care enough to even notice these things but now as a Jaded adult everything seems to stick out and just seem wrong, campy or just down right stupid. You find your self saying, "Man, I wish they would make better films that weren't so campy and had better actors and cinematography."
I wish there was less concentration on material things these days.
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Posted: Mon Jan 05, 2009 1:53 pm
Granted! and for a short while things on earth get better and better! people start to see the beauty of the natural world around them and as a result mellow out ad stop being bitchy and violent towards each other. this leads to a closer and more loving bonding in man kind,people feel more happy and drug abuse comes to a halt. The eco system starts to heal itself with the vastly reduced plundering of its natural resorses. Unfortunatly this is where the problam arives! Mother Gaia is angry at us for our brutal rape but untill now has not been fit to exact revenge! But Ohhh.... things are difrent now!!!!
It bigins with the ants. suddenly buildings start collapsing mysteriously. investigations reveal vast collenies dug right under the very foundations themselves.
Next thing we know butterflys keep kamkazi diving down peoples throughts in there sleep!!
The bug wars begine!!!
I wish I had a real gold coin for every syber gold coin gaia gives me
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Posted: Mon Jan 05, 2009 2:36 pm
Granted, but that still leaves you with nothing, because as the coins flock to your pockets so do they're worth in your eyes and you just keep spending more and more of your easily earned cash on Gaia Cash so you can Pimp up your Avatar to make him the richest Gaian around. Too bad someone hacked your account.
I wish Peoples' moods wouldn't be so easily influenced but minor changes like the weather.
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Posted: Mon Jan 05, 2009 2:43 pm
Granted. but with the loss of emotional stimuli they soon become neurotic instead and hunt down the person that robed them of there highs! (of course being neurotic the loss of lows is completly over looked)
I wish I could pass my driving test first time! (is there anything sadder than a bus bound 33 year old?)
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Posted: Mon Jan 05, 2009 2:50 pm
Granted but you still can't afford the car for another 5 years, at least, so like it or not here's some change for the bus.
I wish the updates my laptop downloads would upgrade a whole lot more usefulness than what these patches are providing now
(Whoo whoo, they got rid of the bugs that shouldn't have been there in the first place!)
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Posted: Mon Jan 05, 2009 2:53 pm
Granted you now have your licence which means you know get to give everyone a ride. Friends, family, neighbors all asking for a lift. Then gas prices sore and your car requires constant maintenance and repair leaving your wallet empty. (if it makes you feel better I'm learning to get my licence too so your not the only one )
darn beat me, Granted but your computer becomes super intelligent and decides it no longer needs you and leaves for better things.
I wish I had free cable
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Posted: Mon Jan 05, 2009 3:01 pm
Granted. but ththe cable company isnt to happy about it! (you never said it was legal)
niether are the police men knocking on your door!
I wish I could type faster to
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Posted: Mon Jan 05, 2009 3:03 pm
(Ahaha, Well I can't drive and am not even looking into it, lol I have a slight phobia)
Granted, you have free cable and all the same lame brain dredge, so now another thing to have but not to use, thus adding to the further quickening of the expiration of all our worldly resources.
Granted you've been granted an extra 16 fingers, now one for every key, while in general you can type faster you have a hard time remembering which finger has which key thus equaling more of a mess than anything legible, but damn you made that mess quick!
I wish I could out wish all of you! Muha Muha MuhahahahahHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHA
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Posted: Mon Jan 05, 2009 3:26 pm
Granted your wish is soo enormous this thread collapses from the sheer force of it.
I wish this thing updated live so we could see it and not post the same thing like four times.
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Posted: Mon Jan 05, 2009 3:31 pm
(HAHA, but its more fun that way, its a race, and then if you wanna check you can always hit preview first and watch the bottom of the screen for the last 4 messages or something?)
Granted, but due to the fact that my wish collapsed the forum, your wish is void! What did I tell you before about thinking things through?!
I wish I had a fresh hot steaming bowl of cow dung!
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Posted: Mon Jan 05, 2009 3:35 pm
Granted! but what needs to be said! you invite your own disaster....disintary
I wish my mobile broad band didnt keep freezing up my note book
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Posted: Mon Jan 05, 2009 3:37 pm
Granted some freak accident occurs and your whole system sparks and fries, well the good news is no more freezing. xp
I wish for a big glass of rotten milk to go with my dung
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Posted: Mon Jan 05, 2009 3:38 pm
Granted but instead your flooded by internet porn adds containing viruses
I'm looseing this game. Granted here your milk and the illness that comes with it. Because you wished for it your insurence company says your not covered
I wish I had a pet rabbit.
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Posted: Mon Jan 05, 2009 3:40 pm
Granted Your rabbit is preggers, congrats! you now have 10,000 of them in 2 weeks time, damn those things are quick!
I wish I had a record deal with a big recording company even though I'm not going into that field =P
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